Hustler’s Taboo Digital Access

I’ve had good things to say more than once over the years about one of the last high-quality kinky porn magazines printed on paper in this country. Hustler’s Taboo, despite the 1970s-style porn industry cover copy, has for years been the last bastion of filthy kinky porn photography available at your local porn news stand (if you’re lucky enough to still have one in your town, they’re getting hard to find). It’s an unusual mixture of fancy kinky fashion and really dirty fetishistic sex, and I, for one, have always liked it (when I could find it, which was rarely).

cover of the august 2009 edition of Taboo magazine from Hustler

Fortunately these days you can get Digital Access to many issues of the magazine by joining the Hustler’s Taboo website, which is now part of the Hustler Network. Considering that under some pricing plans the monthly cost is less than the cover price of a single magazine on good old-fashioned glossy paper, this is a pretty good deal!

Spanking is commonly featured in Taboo, but as the variety of the headlines in the cover shot above make clear, it’s not central to the magazine’s concept. This spanking image is from the August 2009 edition:

lesbian spanking picture from Taboo magazine

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Politician On Spanking His Girlfriend

California assemblyman Mike Duvall got caught on tape during a break in a committee meeting, telling another assemblyman how he likes to spank his girlfriend:

So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that’s ’cause you’re such a bad girl.

Bribing Her Way Out Of A Caning?

It looks like this young lady may have thought she could buy her way out of punishment:

fifty euros is not enough to avoid punishment

Needless to say, it didn’t work.

unfortunate caned girl

It really, really, didn’t work:

wild eyed from caning

Picture credits: Girls Boarding School

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Kneeling For Punishment

She’s kneeling up as nice as you could please in her collar, but the potful of canes behind her suggests she’s in for a long punishment session:

riot mouse kneels in her collar waiting to be caned

If Google Translate from the German is not serving me too horridly, this is from the Slave Central (Sklavencentrale) profile of a submissive who calls herself Riot Mouse.

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Nice Spanking Comeback

Google turns up the most amusing things.

It seems a UK fellow named Craig Murray attracted the following troll comment on his political blog:

Apparently you enjoy sex with a kilt on and like to smack womens arses while singing Scottish songs.

His response?

I am shocked. You mean there’s another way to have sex?

I can just hear it now, as if through the wall of a cheap hotel room:

I will build my love a bower {SMAK!}
Near yon clear as crystal fountain, {POW!}
And there on it I will place, {WHAK!}
All the flowers of the mountain, {WHAP!}
Will you go, lassie, go? {SMACK SMACK SMACK!}

Spanking High And Outside

The other day I quoted The Twisted Monk on the vital matter of spanking location, or what he calls the problem of hitting “high and outside”. Now, from The Training Of O, here’s the perfect illustration:

spanking her flank

It’s important to be fair here; since The Training Of O is a fairly heavy-handed BDSM site that has a slave-training theme, and never claims to cater specifically to spanking fetishes, it’s not inappropriate or surprising to see one of their tops administering a painful slap (or whip stroke) to a place that a spanking fetishist would usually leave alone. Thus, this is probably not the clueless porn spanking Monk was making fun of; it just happens to look a whole lot like those clueless porn spankings do. (Spanking Blog: where we nit-pick our own posts to save you the trouble!)

Spanking The Spy Girl

The Spank Statement continues to earn its reputation as the best place in the spanking blogosphere for detailed and well-documented excerpts of spanking material from popular culture. Here’s part of a much longer excerpt from a Nick Carter spy novel, in which Our Hero takes a gun away from a hostile female intruder before spanking her:

Nick jerked the glass forward with he suddenness of a striking snake and flung himself sideways out to of his chair. Cold rum and even colder ice cubes slapped against her face and splashed down the front of her low-cut gown. She made a sound like a police siren and leaped to her feet, waving the little gun wildly and wiping her pretty, creamy-tanned neck with an agitated hand. He caught her gun arm and twisted it upward in one swift, relentless thrust. The little gun dropped to the floor and he kicked it away.

“Now,” he said menacingly, “we’ll do the talking my way.”

Her scream turned into a little yelp of alarm as he pinned her hands in one of his and dragged her back to the chair. He seated himself comfortably and pulled her down on top of him, her firm breasts nuzzling into his knee and her shapely derriere clamped beneath the palm of his right hand. His legs scissored around hers.

“Leggo of me, you bastard!”

“Watch your language, he reproved her. I warned you what was going to happen, and you went right ahead and made it worse. I’m going to ask you a few questions. Miss O’Reilly, baby, and you’re going to answer me – or else.” His hand rose quickly and descended on the small behind. There was a satisfying sound, and his hand stung.

“First. When did you start following me, and why?”

“Following you?” she squealed. “I haven’t been doing anything of the sort! I told you, it was only after the man called you Straven that I even noticed you.”

“Oh, come on, now.” A series of slapping sounds, and a yelp. “You bumped into me three times and you didn’t notice me? You’ll have to do better than that. What were you trying to do, scrape acquaintance or lift my wallet?”

The blonde head turned and the sky-blue eyes blinked at him resentfully. “Neither!” Those were accidents. You can hit me all you like you sonofabitch, but they were accidents. I told you I was sorry, didn’t I? Goddamn! No indeed, I didn’t want you or your miserable wallet. It was just my bad luck I kept on running into you.”

Nick stared into the blue eyes reflectively. There was something oddly convincing about her indignation. She gave a convulsive little wiggle and he slapped her down almost casually. So maybe she hadn’t been following him.

“All right, let’s try the next question. You think I’m not Straven. Why don’t you go to the police, is it because you think you can blackmail me?”

“I won’t answer your questions in this position! Put me down and I’ll talk to you, damn you!”

Nick thought it over. This was quite enjoyable, in a way, but it wasn’t getting him any where.

“If that’s a promise – okay. but first, here’s a little something for lying your way into my rooms and waving a gun at me.” His hand came down hard, several times. Her outraged squeals were music to his ears. She was the least likely and most inefficient spy he had ever met; a Mata Hari with a sore behind.

“Ten…eleven…twelve,” he finished, and stood up abruptly. She thudded to the floor and scrambled angrily to her feet.

She rubbed her bottom soothingly.