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Lesbian Prison Spanking

This lesbian spanking fantasy is brought to you from the erotic prisons operated by Caged Tushy:

spanked in jail by her lesbian cell mate

spanking lesbians in prison

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Porno Smacks Versus Good Spankings

The Twisted Monk has one thing to say to those porn people who smack away during pornsex like they’re riding a bull at a rodeo: “UR DOIN’ IT WRONG”.

Well, OK, that’s not precisely what he has to say. Rather:

How many times have we seen this in porn? The dude is fucking her from behind and in between strokes he sorta halfheartedly swats her ass, usually in the exact same spot and much to the obvious annoyance of his co-star he continues to do so till it is time for his money shot.

[T]hings normally seen only in kink porn are now being seen by consumers of “vanilla” porn and frankly they are getting a terrible education if they think swatting a gal’s ass repeatedly in the same damn spot while fucking her is normal, or even welcome.

Over the course of my personal and professional career as a pervert, it has been my pleasure to deliver a number of spankings and I’ve grown to become an aficionado of the art. So here, let me share 3 important rules for giving a fun, sexy and hot spanking.

2) Location, location, location. Now logic would dictate that one should want to strike the largest, meatiest part of the ass. Hence most folks tend to aim for what I like to call the “high and outside” area and usually end up hitting closer to where the hip joint is. This tends to mostly just sting and annoy. Instead aim low, right between the cheeks and just above the ass hole. This is the “sweet spot” where you can get a nice, meaty thump when you strike and the shock wave is felt in the person’s tingly bits. Now don’t suffer from SDS or “Same DAMNED Spot”, syndrome either. Target your strikes with varied speed and intensity around the sweet spot, even edging a bit into the high and outside territory, but focus on the good spot.

Kneeling At His Feet

It’s bedtime, I think. And she hasn’t had the best day. She has much to apologize for…

woman about to pay the price for a day of insufficient pleasantness

Artwork is, I think, by Georges Topfer.

Sadistic Russian Teacher

I’m not sure who thought it might be a good idea to put some young человек who looks like a refugee from the Russian army in charge of a whole classroom full of ill-behaved young девочки, but if these photos are any guide, he’s well-equipped to handle the brutal tradition of discipline in Russia:

naughty russian schoolgirl about to be spanked

cracking the ass of a spoiled devushka with a hard wooden paddle

brutal Russian instructor leers over the crying face of a severely punished Russian school girl

And he’d appear to be a man who loves his work!

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Spanking Eloise

I always love the posed spanking photos where the girl can’t stop grinning:

spanking on newsprint

Skilled Wank-O-Scope Operator

Anybody who has spent any time writing an adult blog has probably received a communication — usually an email or an irrelevant blog post comment — from somebody who writes at length about their own highly-specific fantasy and then fishes for some kind of detailed feedback. I get these all the time at Spanking Blog, deleting them left and right. I’ve long suspected there’s a fetish out there — perhaps related to exhibitionism — for describing one’s kink to a stranger, and/or engaging them in conversation about it, or somehow inducing them to write about it. “Hey, would you write me some wank material please?” (Only, they usually don’t even say “please”.)

For some reason the people who have this fetish (or, at least, the ones I hear from) seem to have issues with comprehending boundaries and appropriate contexts, which tends to make their missives seem creepy, weird, inappropriate, gross, or some combination of these. Understand, I’m not talking about the people who comment on a blog post to share the hot ideas it gave them or their own accounts of doing something similar; that’s just normal conversation in this context. Nope, I’m talking about people who dive deep into the goopy details of their own detailed fantasy, without anything to contexualize the conversation or explain why they foolishly imagine I might want to participate in it with them.

If you’re not following me, Mistress Matisse has just republished a classic example of the genre, plus her inimitably humorous response. And, yes, it’s an “I need a spanking” email in its broadest outlines…