How To Not Waste Your Gym Membership

Anybody who’s ever paid for a membership in a gym knows how they take your money. They sign you up for a nice long membership when your intentions are good, and then they bill you every month whether you ever show up at their facility, or not. And you, despite your best intentions, eventually (sooner or later, and too often it’s “sooner”) encounter complications … because what is life without a swarm of besetting complications? And before you know it, you’re paying a fat bill every month for … nothing. And most people keep paying out of guilt, because they “mean to” get back to it. They take personal responsibility for the economic loss, and don’t think to blame the folks who deliberately set up a business model that’s designed around preying on the complexities and setbacks of modern life.

No matter. I think @eltercerojo has hit upon a way to make this model work for her:

At my request (dear god!) so I stop wasting $49pm, @paulatnorthgare has promised me 49 cane strokes any week I don’t get to the gym 3X.

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There’s More Than One Way…

…to keep a girl quiet during her riding crop spanking! As Pandora Blake knows:

She took them very well, kneeling with bottom nicely presented while she gripped the headboard of my bed. I enjoy her reactions – not a lot of noise and fuss, but some lovely wriggling and grimacing as she processes the pain. As we were on about number four, D knocked on the bedroom door and ended up watching me give the final two.

Afterwards I had the pleasure of seeing her take her jeans down and reveal the results of my labours. The stripes were lovely – as was the confidence boost of knowing I’d judged the strength about right even through her jeans.

I invited D to take over, but he had other ideas… which kept Jacq’s mouth full and left her bottom available to me. I wasn’t complaining. I took the opportunity to distract her in several ways, one of which involved swapping to the heavier crop.

Spanky The Bear

If you’ve ever been on the wrong side of a rapidly-advancing wildfire, you’ll know that

  1. It’s no laughing matter; and
  2. The people who set wildfires don’t get punished nearly enough, even when they go to prison.

Old Smokey, though, he understands!

spankings for starting fires

Cropped from a cartoon by Wolfie.

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“Get In The Bedroom!”

Another recent Usenet find:

into the bedroom with her panties down

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Beaten With A Stick

From Kinky Delight:

a brisk beating with a cane

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Mouth Soaping Cassie

Here’s an excerpt from a quick little story about a mouth-soaping punishment, with a “witness” in earshot:

“Come in, Stacy,” I said, opening the screen door for her. “Cassie’s here, yes, but she won’t be available for a little while. You see, she’s about to be punished.”

Stacy got a very interested look on her face. “Punished?”

“Yes, I’m going to wash her mouth out with soap. Come on into the living room and wait for her. She’ll be ready in a while. Would you like a soda?”

“No thanks, I’m okay.”

Stacy was seated where she could not see Cassie, but could hear everything that went on. “I want you to take off your panties before we start,” I told Cassie, and watched while she pulled her panties down and stepped out of them. Since she was wearing a rather short skirt, that task was easily accomplished. I wadded up her panties and put them in one of my pockets.

“I should give you a bare bottom spanking in addition to your mouth soaping,” I told her in a voice that was calculated so that Stacy could hear. Cassie was seated on the chair right by the sink, with her legs pressed tightly together and her hands in between her knees.

I placed the bar of soap into the bowl of water and worked up a good lather. “Open your mouth now, Cassie,” I said as I brought a handful of foamy and sudsy lather toward her…

The story is Coming Clean With Cassie by Rick O.

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Hand Spanked In The Woods

From Usenet:

spanked over a log in the woods

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