Brush Spanking
It doesn’t pay to be rude to the Fuller Brush man:
From an old Janus, I think. But found at Kinky Delight.
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It doesn’t pay to be rude to the Fuller Brush man:
From an old Janus, I think. But found at Kinky Delight.
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If you’ve run a erotic spanking site for a lot of years and paid any attention to Google and the way it displays your site in the search results, you’ll have noticed some bizarre and erratic fluctuations. Creepy sites about bad parenting practices tend to rate well above even the best erotic spanking pages, and even among the spanking porn, odd old neglected sites flourish in the search results while the most active erotic spanking sites seem to get buried.
Now via Violet Blue comes word (via this article) that Google employs a horde of outsourced human “raters” to look at pages and code them for “relevancy” with regard to various searches. That’s not news. The news is that a reporter got his hands on a copy of a 160-page Google “rater’s manual” — and it specifically used “spanking” as an example keyword to Google’s army of work-at-home raters:
Google’s human raters must also make decisions on pornographic material. Here, too, the Google Rater has to decide what the searcher’s intention is. The example of “spanking” is cited: information on parents spanking children from the University of Maine is regarded as “relevant”, a page about spanking fetish is “Slightly Relevant” and triggers the Porn flag. Porn is still deemed relevant – just not so much.
“Please do not assign a Porn flag to a non-porn page, just because the query has porn intent. If the landing page is not porn, it should not be flagged”, says the guide.
It’s no surprise that Google tries (and fails) to bury porn in its search results. But it is disheartening (if not surprising) to learn that spanking porn, specifically, takes a search engine hit because of a policy defining it as “less relevant” than pages about shitty parenting. It doesn’t matter, friends, what you want to see; what matters is that Google has decided (as a matter of corporate policy) that people typing in “spanking” are more likely looking for that shitty parenting info.
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Poor Coral Aorta — she has a master who keeps her chained up in a warehouse most of the time. And yet she still tries to be pretty for him when he arrives:

How does he reward her? About how you’d expect: with breast canings!
From Fucked And Bound — which (by no coincidence at all) is also the other way he rewards her.
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A more surly and rebellious lot of misbehaved religious-school girls you would have to travel far and wide to find.
And why would you travel so far? Well, perhaps you have a special passion for correcting them, and improving their attitudes:
This fellow? He’s got that special passion:
And a good thing too, because the freckle-faced redhead is the ringleader, and she’s a fighter!
Fortunately, her rebellious attitude is nothing that a good thrashing with a cane can’t cure…
From Lupus Spankings.
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Another “artist unknown” illustration from that packet of spanking-publication pages I received a few weeks ago. If I’m looking at it right, a man (or a boy) sleeps and dreams of a woman’s ruthless whipping at the hands of some brutal sailors:
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Such nice girls! Sweet, pious, well-behaved, a joy to their parents, a credit to society, gems of their church:
Er, right?
Hmm. That’s a disappointment. Some unresolved behavior issues, clearly. What this situation needs is a stern nun who is willing to beat some sense into them with a bible. This is not a metaphor:
Unfortunately, once you get past the symbolism a bible makes a lousy spanking paddle. So our heroic nun takes up the iconic implement of her profession: the ruler!
It turns out she’s got some serious two-ruler kung-fu spanking mojo going, too:
However, the re-education of these naughty young spanked Catholic schoolgirls cannot be completed without individualized spanking attention; it’s just not possible!
All the images in this little morality play are from Whipped Ass. A short trailer for the Sins Of The Flesh shoot offers more such delights, but be warned: it’s considerably more salacious, in the best tradition of anti-clerical pornography going back hundreds of years.
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