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I don’t know what Michaela did to earn a bottom-bruising paddling in front of the cameras at Firm Hand Spanking way back in 2008, but I am very confident she didn’t sit comfortably for about a week:
A paddling like that doesn’t just leave bruises, it creates memories!
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Technically this is a “fucking huge” fishing lure but it might as well be a squid-shaped rubber whip:
As always, Pale is a good sport about letting Dale test out his new toy on his favorite toy.
I doubt there’s any truth to Dale’s claim that the lure is for catching “large-eye ass….”
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With apologies for the poor image quality, this photo is said to be actress Catherine Spaak being spanked by Jean Louis Trintignant in the 1968 sex comedy movie The Libertine:
From the September 1969 issue of Continental Film Review. According to the Wikipedia article, in the spanking scene he spanks her “until she finally agrees to marry him.” Does that trick ever work?
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In this layout in the November 1976 issue of Cheri magazine, the proverbial farmer’s daughter is menaced by her mother with a plausible and quite severe-looking leather quirt for the crime of kissing a farm boy out behind the barn:
Meanwhile that callow youth worthlessly just stand there and smirks; he’s no good to her at all!
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This is a hilarious bit of standup comedy from a man whose Slovak wife’s own idea of comedy was not briefing him about the whole Easter whipping tradition before she took him home to meet the family on Easter:
As he explains, when he dreamed of having a room full of Eastern European women bent over for him to spank, that’s not quite how he saw it going…
My brilliant Slovak wife decided to introduce me to her parents on Easter.
Yeah…
Now the Slovak and the Czech people in the room know why that’s an issue. To the rest of you, I’m gonna explain, but first I just need to ask any Slovak or check people in the room one quick question: OK, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Here’s how Easter in Slovakia and the Czech Republic work.
The men wake up early in the morning, they go into the woods, and they pick these special branches that grow there. They go back into the village and they start knocking on people’s doors. Now, if a woman lives in that house, she has to open the door, and present her ass.
The men then take turns whipping her. And as a way to say thank you for this blessing, she has to give them eggs.
Why eggs? It’s a fertility ceremony.
Now my wife, I’m the comedian, but my wife, she’s got a pretty dark sense of humor herself. Because she didn’t tell me this is how they celebrate Easter in Slovakia.
What she also hasn’t told me is I’m gonna have to spank every single female member of the family.
Next up, Mom….
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve watched porn. I have dreamt of the day I would have a room full of Eastern European women bent over in front of me begging me to spank them.
The reality? Not quite what Bang Bros made it out to be!
And that, my friends, is called “cultural immersion by being thrown into the deep end of the swimming pool.”
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The blonde biology student in this caning cartoon by the cartoonist Forbes seems quite cheerful about bending over and taking her “bottom marks”:
The full caption reads “I always seem to get bottom marks in biology, Headmaster.” The cartoon is from the March 1979 issue of Mayfair magazine. A smaller version appeared in this space many years ago.
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Sometimes, I fear, we all tend to discount the effectiveness of simple spanking tools like wooden spoons and spatulas. But with just a little bit of diligence and persistence in their application, they can make a punished person very sorry indeed:
This very thorough wooden spatula spanking is from somewhere in the Real Spankings network archives.
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