Begged For Easter Whippings
This is a hilarious bit of standup comedy from a man whose Slovak wife’s own idea of comedy was not briefing him about the whole Easter whipping tradition before she took him home to meet the family on Easter:
As he explains, when he dreamed of having a room full of Eastern European women bent over for him to spank, that’s not quite how he saw it going…
My brilliant Slovak wife decided to introduce me to her parents on Easter.
Yeah…
Now the Slovak and the Czech people in the room know why that’s an issue. To the rest of you, I’m gonna explain, but first I just need to ask any Slovak or check people in the room one quick question: OK, what the fuck is wrong with you people?
Here’s how Easter in Slovakia and the Czech Republic work.
The men wake up early in the morning, they go into the woods, and they pick these special branches that grow there. They go back into the village and they start knocking on people’s doors. Now, if a woman lives in that house, she has to open the door, and present her ass.
The men then take turns whipping her. And as a way to say thank you for this blessing, she has to give them eggs.
Why eggs? It’s a fertility ceremony.
Now my wife, I’m the comedian, but my wife, she’s got a pretty dark sense of humor herself. Because she didn’t tell me this is how they celebrate Easter in Slovakia.
What she also hasn’t told me is I’m gonna have to spank every single female member of the family.
Next up, Mom….
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve watched porn. I have dreamt of the day I would have a room full of Eastern European women bent over in front of me begging me to spank them.
The reality? Not quite what Bang Bros made it out to be!
And that, my friends, is called “cultural immersion by being thrown into the deep end of the swimming pool.”
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