Shirts For The Spanking Guy

Here’s a detail from a vintage magazine ad for Van Heusen shirts:

The Van Heusen man spanks his girlfriend

Check out the awesome ad copy. “It’s daring. It’s audacious. It’s the bolder look in shirts. You never know what results you’ll get until you try!”

Update: Here’s a larger view, with slightly worse color.

Spank The Other Cheek

Debra from Pursed Lips has some cogent suggestions for what to do during National Protection From Pornography Week – or, as she so accurately calls it, “the federal government’s latest fright fest.” She helpfully offers Six Ways To Avoid Porn. Readers of this spanking blog will be particularly amused by: “2. Turn the other cheek.”

If Ashcroft would only take Debra’s advice, I’m sure we could find someone to swing the cane.

Partying With The Sklavenfrauen

Dark_Fire_Sklavin (slave faith) from Into The Zone reports on a play party that began with an erotic confession from an adult schoolgirl and went uphill from there. She had a very good time on the spanking bench:

This time though I was placed on the spanking bench with towels underneath me and my entire bottom exposed and accessible. This session also started with floggers and it wasn’t long before I was squirming under the sting of the lashes. Every stroke feeling wonderful and eventually intolerable, or so it seemed for all of 3 seconds…LOL!

With my ass good and warmed up He moved to spanking me with His open hand… and I do mean spanking… good and hard! On and on the spanking went till my ass was red hot and stinging like hell..sting & hurting to the point I wanted it more and harder.

And more she got! The towels were there for a reason.

How To Tell Him

There’s an interesting article over at Taken In Hand called “How to Break it to A New Man“. It’s full of tips for ladies who need to encourage the men in their lives to spank them. (The official editorial policy of Spanking Blog is to marvel at the existence of such men. However, as Galileo famously is to have said: “and still it moves.”)

Some of the tips:

Next time you do something that annoys your man, do this, as soon as possible while he is still angry:

Have a brush ready and say to him: “I am sorry. You have every right to be angry. If you want to spank me for it, I’ll understand and accept it. I am serious about that.” That will open up the conversation. If he agrees, sometime, ask him if he wants a brush.

If he himself behaves badly or does something annoying, say: “If I did something like that, you would have every reason to spank me; and I would let you, too.”

Similarly, if a woman you know does something bad, or if you see someone being disrespectful to her man in a public place, or if you read about something of that sort, or if you see something like that on TV (not difficult!), say: “She should be spanked. Seriously, he should take a brush and spank her till she cries.”

However, my favorite paragraph in the whole article is this one:

As one guy said: don’t think you are so perfect that he doesn’t have a reason to discipline you. He does, and you’ll find out what it is. A spanking is a great mind opener.

That’s so true! There’s not a guy in the world who doesn’t have some pet peeve or unresolved annoyance with his lady, however much he loves her. A spanking relationship has the unique virtue of letting men communicate (oh so effectively!) with their ladies in a way that vanilla guys tend not to have the freedom to do. If you’ve ever been in one of those toxic relationships where the least expression of unhappiness or dissatisfaction was cause for an extended round of dramatic sulking, you’ll know why the old “wooden spoon heart-to-heart” sounds healthy and attractive.

Paddled Without Mercy

This picture shows a nice angle on a serious paddling. As with many spanking pictures, there’s no particular evidence that the mean-looking paddle is actually being applied. Until you look at her face. Do you think she’s faking that grimace?

paddled hard and in pain

Update: I am informed that this photo is from another classic NuWest photoset, which makes sense given the colors and lighting. Word is, the model’s bottom shows plenty of color by the end of the set.

Caned For Tickling

The Informed Consent weblogs continue to be a source of amusement. Calic writes on the topic “Tickled To Death“:

Now I understand where that expression comes from.

I have been known to dish out a severe tickling in the past (a demon with the ostrich feather doncha know), but never been on the receiving end of anything like I experienced yesterday. My little slave can be very naughty at times and decided it was my turn to get tickled, so naturally I gave her a good spank and tied her hands behind her back. Just when I thought it was safe to relax she was at it again, but now using the tip of her tongue. OH MY GOD!! She found an erogenous zone I never knew I had (and I’m not telling you where, dear reader) and rapidly had me reduced a curled up, quivering, giggling, goose pimpled wreck.

Fair took my breath away, bless her. Needless to say, she went away with fresh cane marks. I mean, can’t have her taking liberties like that can we? But I have learned from the experience and today I shall gag her before I have my nap.

Nothing quite so much fun as a slavegirl who doesn’t quit making mischief after her hands are tied.

Spanking, Sex, and The Wandering Hand

How come spanking porn is usually so asexual? No, seriously. For a lot of folks spanking is foreplay, we all know it. He spanks her bottom, she writhes and wriggles and gets hot in more ways than one, she starts to say “Please stop, oh please stop, I’ll do anything….” And from there it’s like the old poem says: “She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all through the night he was on her and off her.”

Uh, where was I?

Right, spanking and sex. It’s far too rare to see any spanking porn that shows that next step, or even hints at it. Which is why I like this gallery from Bad Tushy. The “girlfriend” (although in the real world she wouldn’t be one, not for long) comes in late, drunk and full of false tales to explain herself. He reacts like this:

naughty girlfriend gets spanked

and before you know it, they are doing this:

the after-spanking sex

We all know where that right hand is, and what it’s doing….

(Thanks to Spank Slaves for the gallery link.)