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Nothing like a couple of toons about to enjoy a little discipline:

More fun from Mike & Michelle:

Then at work, a day full of somewhat obscene instant messages. Very very nice.

Once we got home, within 15 minutes of each other for a change, she made a confession. At work, overcome by temptation during one of our kinkier exchanges, she made herself cum.

Frankly, I was shocked.

Therefore I think I was absolutely justified in bending her over my knee and spanking her with a wooden spoon, followed by me getting annoyed when she wouldn’t say she was sorry for cumming at work and whacking her on the ass with a book. A hardcover book.

But of course! What an outrageous breach of proper workplace decorum! Whatever will people think?

Interesting.

Over on La Fesse the other day, Invidia enthused about a very nicely laid set of caning stripes. Teasing ensued, as we accused her of making (dare I say it?) Invidious comparisons, being jealous of the model depicted, and disparaging The Boss’s caning skills. In short, we were making shit up and trying, with the best of humor, to get Invidia in trouble with The Boss.

Of course we failed miserably. If he read the comments at all, he didn’t let on.

Fortunately, Invidia is better at getting Invidia in trouble than we are. She accordingly took care of that important business her own self (scroll down if you have to for the October 29 Memo). To make a good long story short, The Boss got to play with his wicked purple cane again, and, to hear him tell it, left Invidia “sporting some new stripes”.

Well now. What better opportunity could we have for Invidia to clear the cloud she has created upon The Boss’s honor and caning prowess? It’s obvious that a photographic comparison is in order. There’s nothing for it but to provide a photograph of the stripes in question. It’s the done thing.

My work here is done. I’m off to sleep the untroubled sleep of the just.

…and you know it:

Isn’t this a lovely spanking postcard by artist “DWIG”? Something about that pretty spanking lady makes me want to take that belt away from her, turn it around, turn her over, and give her a taste of her own medicine.

This post from bunnyRys’s weblog at Informed Consent made me giggle:

Stay away from Original Mint Source Shave Gel! **OUCH**

After being wiped down with water and towels, alcoholic wipes and then a shower, I’m still tingly! Damn him. A few dabs of this stuff are far worse than tiger balm or even extra strength Listerine strips. Smells nice but trust me; it’s so not worth it!

**bunny rubs her pretty pink parts and pouts **

Update: Don’t pout, BunnyRys. At least he didn’t use Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

From the recently-discovered “Taken In Hand” come this excellent essay entitled “Don’t go into your cave, get out your preferred implement!” The author takes issue with the male practice (described metaphorically by author John Gray as “going into his cave”) of withdrawing from a relationship in times of emotional stress. Says Helen:

It’s all very well to give that a fancy name and make it sound good, but let’s call a spade a spade and see it for what it is: punitive sulking.

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There is a better way to handle such problems – one that draws the two people together instead of pulling them apart.

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Consensual physical discipline brings the couple together. It is an intimate act, and often leads on to another kind of intimacy. Going into your cave puts up barriers; getting out the wooden spoon breaks down barriers and makes you feel close, which then makes it possible to talk with understanding and resolve the issue in a way that is not possible when tempers have flared and you are in fighting mode. So you could say that putting your wife over your knee is a way of getting the fight over and the talking started.

Is it just me? Or does that annoyingly perky Brit-girl in the Orbitz gum commercials really really really need a good spanking?

Show me her squirming red ass, and then I’ll buy the gum. “Fabulous!”

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