Spanking In Detective Novels

This artwork is a detail from the cover of a novel called The Scrambled Yeggs:

spanking art from the cover of a pulp detective book

Thanks to Chross for the link.

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Shocking, Simply Shocking

Rump, meet Mr. Cattle Prod. Mr. Cattle Prod, meet Rump.

Cattle prod meets bare bottom for an electric experience

I’m sure you two are going to get along just swimmingly!

From Wired Pussy.

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Whipped…And Shoveling Snow, Naked

So, sometimes a girl doesn’t really get into the spirit of the tasks which she is assigned. Today, for instance, Our Heroine seems as if she isn’t completely committed to her “shovel the driveway before I get home, woman” instructions:

woman fails to shovel snow as she has been commanded to do

Caught lollygagging, she is dragged indoors, coat discarded — “you won’t be needing it, girl” — and shirt torn open.

woman in trouble for being lazy with the snow shoveling

And then, of course, it’s whipping time! But first, she’s given an opportunity to see the twin lashes that are soon going to be landing on her breasts with that special “splat” noise he so loves to hear:

about to get a breast whipping for not shoveling snow

You know what’s next, too. After a very thorough breast whipping, she gets sent back out into the snow, with no shirt on, to cool the welts on her boobs…and to finish the snow shoveling job.

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Whipping Jessica

I doubt very much that Jessica Alba being whipped in Sin City was a scene that escaped the notice of many Spanking Blog readers. But if it tickled your fancy — and it might not have, being a fairly brutal scene — you no doubt wished you could see a little more of her.

Apparently a similar thought passed through the minds of the comic fantasists working for Dofantasy.com:

cartoon version of Jessica Alba being whipped in bondage with no panties on, art by Gary Roberts

Thanks to Bondage Blog for noting the similarity.

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Best Spanking Over-Reaction

OK, we’ve all seen the bad spanking porn where the model starts yelling and screaming like a stuck piglet when she gets the first gentle tap on her bottom, right? So you’ll understand why, at first glance, I thought EverythingButt.com’s Tara Lynn Fox was going a little overboard with her facial reaction in this picture:

spanking over-reaction

Just look at that face, as she receives one little left-handed bottom pat. In fact, I think I’ll turn on my magic CSI-image-enhancing computers, zoom in on her face, and illuminate it a little bit:

detail of Tara Lyn Fox\'s spanking face

But then I paused in my scoffing long enough to wonder: What’s the girl behind her (January Seraph) doing with her right hand? Maybe the answer to that question would explain the facial expression?

Sadly, the available free promotional photos don’t answer the question. The answer to this mystery is for subscribers only!

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Whipping Her Tender Bits

I found this on Usenet:

pussy whipped in bondage

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Spanking As A Financial Metaphor

Trawling the web for spanking goodies as I do for this blog, I am frequently amused by the non-sexual ways in which spanking is used metaphorically. There’s a ton of it in sports, but today I discovered this rare gem from the normally-staid world of financial writing:

Why They’re Billionaires And You’re Not

Two reports came out this week: Forbes’ annual World’s Billionaires list, and the Federal Reserve’s Flow of Funds, which tracks average household net worths. Compare the two, and you get a nice snapshot of how billionaires fared in 2009 versus us mere mortals.

And to put it mildly, they gave us a pants-down spanking.

The combined net worth of the world’s billionaires rose to $3.6 trillion, up from $2.4 trillion the year before…