Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Spanking Blog has long taken an editorial position of gentle mockery for all of the people who bend over backwards claiming that spanking isn’t kinky. Apparently self-identifying as kinky causes these people great physical pain in their petards. And I’m like: “Get over it! You’re kinky! And there’s nothing wrong with that.”

I take a similar view with the subset of the spanking kink community who claims that for them, there’s nothing sexual about spanking. I can’t actually contradict these people, because there’s no easy way to measure their arousal (men in this category usually don’t take off their pants) but I don’t generally believe them, either. It’s not that I think they are lying; it’s just, I’m not sure they haven’t fallen into one of several comfortable self-deceptions. There’s no profit in making this claim — it only generates contradiction, plus pissing people off — but whenever I hear a “nothing to do with sex” claim, I typically retain a reserve of quiet internal skepticism.

All of which leads me to the gem of an article Zille DeFeu has found. In fine, she’s found someone arguing at length for the concept of the non-sexual blowjob after a spanking.

No, that phrase doesn’t make any more sense to me than it probably makes to you. Zille’s take is lengthy and entertaining, though. Enjoy!

Is it welty outside? No? Well it sure is in here:

• Two girls covered in vivid stripes
• Girl kneeling in corner with punished red ass (pic comes from here)
• Red bottom about to get some lesbian lovin’
• “Naughty Baby” stands in corner with really sore bottom
• Standing proud, but her bottom is black and blue

See Also:

• Three Seriously Welty Links
• Saturday Celebration Of Super Sore Bottoms
• In The Garden Of Welts
• Welts On Her Bottom
• Explicit BDSM Views

Poor girls. Packed off to some sort of twisted neo-orthodox dark parody of a convent school for young ladies, immediately sentenced to a vicious switching in the courtyard for deportment errors or getting kasha on their wimples or whatever, they’re already feeling like they are trapped in a nightmare not of their own making:

And then, for the first time, they get a look at the man who is going to beat them raw. Before he escaped from the tower in Sverdlosk, the monks there knew him as “Crazy Pasha” and made sure to push his loaves through the bars with a stick. Now the lunatic is in charge of his own asylum, and he looks like the love child of Groucho Marx and one of the early Patriarchs of Suzdal — the one with fleas.

Say this for Crazy Pasha, though: He knows how to beat a girl with a switch!

Image credits: Lupus Spanking.

See Also:

• Punished In The Girl's Bathroom
• Caning Block Agony
• About To Be Spanked Expressions
• Religious School Canings
• Punished Girls Holding Canes
• Nettles In Their Panties

Perhaps the cane is just being used to menace, in this shot, but I like the gritty and severe look of the scenario:

Via Bondage Blog.

See Also:

• Neprakta Whipping Post Scene
• Vintage Bondage Spanking
• Well Tied For A Caning
• Caning The Wrong Side
• Classic Bondage Spanking

How did I miss this? Apparently last fall our very favorite blogging dominatrix Mistress Matisse did a spanking shoot for EverythingButt.com. During the course of which, she got to enjoy spanking Bobbi Starr:

Of course she took a few additional liberties, as who would not?

And then more spanking, this time in an over-the-knee position:

The spanking ended as they do, with clutching of bottom:

But of course, Mistress Matisse was not even close to done with poor Bobbi Starr. Here she is, stripped of her pantyhose and waiting helplessly as Mistress Matisse rummages through the drawer labeled “Enormous Butt Plugs”…

See Also:

• The Best Spanking Raunch
• Spanking Maggie Mayhem
• Plugged And Spanked
• Everything Butt: With Spanking!
• Your Basic Erotic Spanking
• Spanking Master Blackstar
• Mistress Matisse, A Ruler, And Your Knuckles

Here are just two of five groovy spanking cartoons republished in nice hi-res scans over at the Vintage Sleaze blog. Don’t pay any mind to the blathering about violence over there, they apparently don’t understand about light-hearted kink or the idea of the consensual spanking. But it hasn’t impaired their scanning skilz:

Such generous curves she’s got:

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From Kink Magnet.