Monmouth Plays “Guess The Implement”

It’s been a little while since I last linked to Monmouth. Pity, that; he’s a kinky bastard of the best sort. Don’t believe me? I’ll betcha Veronica would agree:

One afternoon, last summer, I tied Veronica’s hands behind her back, bent her over the white plastic top of the kitchen table, and attached her ankles to its feet on either side. She giggled and sighed when her nipples touched the cold veneer.

I grabbed a flat wooden spatula that stood in a large glass jar next to the cooker, and ran it in a circle around her right buttock.

She couldn’t see what I was holding. “What the fuck is that?”

“Let’s see if you can guess.” I gave her an experimental whack with it, more of a tease than anything else. “I’ll hit you with it until you figure it out.”

I gave her another, in a fresh spot on the left cheek of her bottom.

“Owww!” she squealed. “What the fuck is that?”

Harder this time, I struck the same spot a few times in quick succession. “Feel free to repeat yourself while I spank you.”

Just to make things more interesting I set the spatula aside and spanked her with my bara hand, harder and faster.

“That’s cheating!” she squealed, wiggling around in discomfort and pleasure.

“Maybe. But you’re not in a position to enforce any rules, are you?”

I gave her another swipe with the spatula, just to emphasise my point.

“Umm, rolled-up newspaper?” she ventured.

By the time she identified my improvised spanking toy correctly her bottom was pink, red, and a couple of matching bruises were forming.

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Spanked By A Man In A Tux

This is described where I found it as “a panel from the Superman newspaper strip…in the early ’40s.” I like the formal spanking attire, and of course the “Do I love it!” dialog:

spanked by a man in a tuxedo

Update: Doh! I blogged a smaller and less colorful version of this panel back in 2007. Of course I knew I’d seen it before, but I didn’t remember blogging it. I’m afraid this sort of thing is going to get more common as the blog and I grow older together…

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Sexual Negotiation…With A Whip

I don’t think this guy quite understands the way he’s supposed to conduct a scene negotiation:

whip negotiation

But at least he’s a man of his word:

tit whipping art by Gary Roberts

From the Dofantasy.com comic Slave Sisters.

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More Russian Punishment

There’s nothing too novel about these screen captures from a Russian Discipline movie, but her facial expressions are both cute and exquisite:

caned in Russia

russian discipline

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Spanking Greetings From Tyrol

Here’s a movie-poster spanking that could double as a travel postcard. “Greetings from Tyrol!” (By way of Bikini Machines.)

Greetings from Tyrol movie spanking: Liebesgrü�e aus Tirol

IMDB says of the movie:

Austrian actor Peter Weck (quite famous in this country) plays a child psychologist who is offered a job on a castle in Tyrol. There is a catch to it, though: The castle belongs to an eccentric American lady, who thinks that only a father can do this job properly. Dr. Burger (Peter Weck) has no children. In comes a Danish girl called Rena (Gitte Haenning), helping Dr. Burger by pretending that she is his daughter and singing some weird songs like “Die kleinen Mädchen haben brav zu sein” (“Small girls have to be good”). That is the basis for a lot of confusions, including a totally illogical spanking scene where Burger and Rena keep pretending as if they were father and daughter, although they are alone in a room.

Cane, Incoming

That looks like it’s gonna smart:

cane landing hard on her bottom in 3,2,1...

From The Upper Floor.

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It’s A Whipping For Her

Via Comically Vintage:

threatened with a whipping