The Spanking Is Over When…
Someone on Twitter said:
“You need to be spanked with a bar of soap in your mouth, young lady…”
Instantly an unlikely next sentence flashed through my mind:
“And the spanking’s not over until you start to fart soap bubbles!”
That’s sarcasm from my subconscious, I think. Mouth soaping as a punishment is a fine little obscure fetish, one often combined with spanking; but I’m not actually a practitioner of it. I guess I always assumed without thinking that (except in porn, maybe, which usually shows the black diamond sexual ski runs, closed course, professional driver, trying this at home not recommended) the mouthsoaping comes before the spanking, or after it; the idea of her holding the bar in her mouth during the spanking strikes me as fraught with unusual peril. One involuntary outcry or intake of breath later, and she’s accidentally gulped the bar of soap, with gastrointestinal unpleasantness sure to follow.
(And, yes, I know one could always use a huge bath bar that would be very difficult to accidentally swallow. But {a} one often sees fairly small bars in mouthsoaping porn, and {b} even very unlikely sexual accidents seem to happen with alarming regularity. Not to mention {c} the possibility of a bar fragmenting under bite strain, followed immediately by involuntary swallowing of fragments.)
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