Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Someone on Twitter shared local news footage of the wild beach party that’s going on in south Texas among drunk people with an insufficient respect for the global pandemic. The news clip included about three seconds of amusing footage of people spanking each other.

I don’t imagine I need to explain that if by some hideous miscarriage of emergency management, the powers that be were to make the grievous mistake of putting me in charge of public health in Texas, the beach spankings administered would be entirely of another character. All those strong-armed Texas Department of Safety officers seen in the original news clip would be swinging prison straps until their arms were sore, and the party would soon become a lot more subdued.

Meanwhile, here’s the pandemic beach spanking clip as an animated .gif:

See Also:

• Tanning Her Bottom On The Beach
• Booty Surfing
• Spanked Beside A Bonfire
• Vintage Beach Spanking
• Spank Them All!
• Seaside Spanking
• Twenty Naked Public Spankings
• Beach Spanking Games
• Caught Swimming Without Permission
• Beach Spanking

These scholars may be young, but they are wise to the notion that progress is not always for the benefit of the lowest-status people in the system:

The cartoon is from Caricature: Wit and Humor of a Nation in Picture, Song and Story (1911).

See Also:

• 19th-Century Reformatory Spanking Machine (Or Not)
• The Electric Whipper
• Mechanized Whippings In Punishment Room 3
• Electric Spanking Machine
• Jeremy Bentham Proposing A Whipping Machine
• Industrial Spanking
• Another Spanking Machine

This is from another long-gone Tumblr porn blog:

The author and creator of the .gif wrote:

I just spent a whole lot of hours learning how to make gifs, just so everyone had some idea what it looks like when you tie a smoking hot girl to a bed, blindfold her, gag her with pink duct tape, and then lash her ass with an audio cable.

We thank you!

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• Jada Fire Whipped In The Woods
• Two Frollo Whippings
• A Stern Network Administrator
• CAT5-o-Nine-Tails
• A Whip Made From Cables

They were just hanging out, drinking beers on the deck in the dark, smoking cigarettes, and swatting mosquitoes. And then they found a way to liven up the party. Is that thing a pizza paddle or a bread board? No matter, she’ll feel it well enough:

From the archival ghosts of a long-lost Tumblr porn blog.

See Also:

• Paddling A Captured Coastie
• A Bondage Paddling
• Vintage Paddle Spankings

Normally I would think this bikini-girls sun-and-sand spanking was a candid moment of vanilla-girl hijinks, but that’s a leather spanking paddle in the left-most woman’s hand. So I suppose this might be from an actual spanking shoot by somebody. Dunno who, though:

Another possibility: it might be Burning Man fun. There is (or used to be) a lot of overlap there between public kink and hot sweaty bikini babes.

See Also:

• Belting Her Bosom
• Mobile Spanking Unit
• Camp Spank, At Burning Man
• SpongeBob Spanking
• Public Spanking At Burning Man

When I came across this vintage spanking photo of a maid getting an OTK spanking from the lady of the house, I couldn’t remember why it seemed familiar. Turns out my Bethie posted it to her Vintage Spanking Blog back in 2007:

See Also:

• Carpet Beater Spanking For The French Maid
• Caned Maid
• The Martinet For The Maid
• Anime Maid Spanked
• The Caning of the Serving Maid

I’m always a sucker for a good old-fashioned sorority-house pledge paddling. The girl over the ottoman looks like she’s dressed for bed, so I would suppose this to be the daily settling-of-infractions. House rules, girl, we have them for a reason!

Photo is from the deep trove of spanking photo treasures maintained by Richard Windsor.

See Also:

• More Bare-Bottomed Sorority Hazing
• Sorority Girl Paddle Confessions
• Bill Ward Sorority Spanking, Redux
• Paddling The Pledges, 1965