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There’s an interesting article over at Taken In Hand called “How to Break it to A New Man“. It’s full of tips for ladies who need to encourage the men in their lives to spank them. (The official editorial policy of Spanking Blog is to marvel at the existence of such men. However, as Galileo famously is to have said: “and still it moves.”)

Some of the tips:

Next time you do something that annoys your man, do this, as soon as possible while he is still angry:

Have a brush ready and say to him: “I am sorry. You have every right to be angry. If you want to spank me for it, I’ll understand and accept it. I am serious about that.” That will open up the conversation. If he agrees, sometime, ask him if he wants a brush.

If he himself behaves badly or does something annoying, say: “If I did something like that, you would have every reason to spank me; and I would let you, too.”

Similarly, if a woman you know does something bad, or if you see someone being disrespectful to her man in a public place, or if you read about something of that sort, or if you see something like that on TV (not difficult!), say: “She should be spanked. Seriously, he should take a brush and spank her till she cries.”

However, my favorite paragraph in the whole article is this one:

As one guy said: don’t think you are so perfect that he doesn’t have a reason to discipline you. He does, and you’ll find out what it is. A spanking is a great mind opener.

That’s so true! There’s not a guy in the world who doesn’t have some pet peeve or unresolved annoyance with his lady, however much he loves her. A spanking relationship has the unique virtue of letting men communicate (oh so effectively!) with their ladies in a way that vanilla guys tend not to have the freedom to do. If you’ve ever been in one of those toxic relationships where the least expression of unhappiness or dissatisfaction was cause for an extended round of dramatic sulking, you’ll know why the old “wooden spoon heart-to-heart” sounds healthy and attractive.

This picture shows a nice angle on a serious paddling. As with many spanking pictures, there’s no particular evidence that the mean-looking paddle is actually being applied. Until you look at her face. Do you think she’s faking that grimace?

Update: I am informed that this photo is from another classic NuWest photoset, which makes sense given the colors and lighting. Word is, the model’s bottom shows plenty of color by the end of the set.

The Informed Consent weblogs continue to be a source of amusement. Calic writes on the topic “Tickled To Death“:

Now I understand where that expression comes from.

I have been known to dish out a severe tickling in the past (a demon with the ostrich feather doncha know), but never been on the receiving end of anything like I experienced yesterday. My little slave can be very naughty at times and decided it was my turn to get tickled, so naturally I gave her a good spank and tied her hands behind her back. Just when I thought it was safe to relax she was at it again, but now using the tip of her tongue. OH MY GOD!! She found an erogenous zone I never knew I had (and I’m not telling you where, dear reader) and rapidly had me reduced a curled up, quivering, giggling, goose pimpled wreck.

Fair took my breath away, bless her. Needless to say, she went away with fresh cane marks. I mean, can’t have her taking liberties like that can we? But I have learned from the experience and today I shall gag her before I have my nap.

Nothing quite so much fun as a slavegirl who doesn’t quit making mischief after her hands are tied.

How come spanking porn is usually so asexual? No, seriously. For a lot of folks spanking is foreplay, we all know it. He spanks her bottom, she writhes and wriggles and gets hot in more ways than one, she starts to say “Please stop, oh please stop, I’ll do anything….” And from there it’s like the old poem says: “She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all through the night he was on her and off her.”

Uh, where was I?

Right, spanking and sex. It’s far too rare to see any spanking porn that shows that next step, or even hints at it. Which is why I like this gallery from Bad Tushy. The “girlfriend” (although in the real world she wouldn’t be one, not for long) comes in late, drunk and full of false tales to explain herself. He reacts like this:

and before you know it, they are doing this:

We all know where that right hand is, and what it’s doing….

(Thanks to Spank Slaves for the gallery link.)

Nothing like a couple of toons about to enjoy a little discipline:

More fun from Mike & Michelle:

Then at work, a day full of somewhat obscene instant messages. Very very nice.

Once we got home, within 15 minutes of each other for a change, she made a confession. At work, overcome by temptation during one of our kinkier exchanges, she made herself cum.

Frankly, I was shocked.

Therefore I think I was absolutely justified in bending her over my knee and spanking her with a wooden spoon, followed by me getting annoyed when she wouldn’t say she was sorry for cumming at work and whacking her on the ass with a book. A hardcover book.

But of course! What an outrageous breach of proper workplace decorum! Whatever will people think?

Interesting.

Over on La Fesse the other day, Invidia enthused about a very nicely laid set of caning stripes. Teasing ensued, as we accused her of making (dare I say it?) Invidious comparisons, being jealous of the model depicted, and disparaging The Boss’s caning skills. In short, we were making shit up and trying, with the best of humor, to get Invidia in trouble with The Boss.

Of course we failed miserably. If he read the comments at all, he didn’t let on.

Fortunately, Invidia is better at getting Invidia in trouble than we are. She accordingly took care of that important business her own self (scroll down if you have to for the October 29 Memo). To make a good long story short, The Boss got to play with his wicked purple cane again, and, to hear him tell it, left Invidia “sporting some new stripes”.

Well now. What better opportunity could we have for Invidia to clear the cloud she has created upon The Boss’s honor and caning prowess? It’s obvious that a photographic comparison is in order. There’s nothing for it but to provide a photograph of the stripes in question. It’s the done thing.

My work here is done. I’m off to sleep the untroubled sleep of the just.