Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Being an internet vandal is bad, mmmkay? Not only is it pointlessly destructive , but it can also hurt the ones you love.

It never fails to amuse me when I read of a spanko woman being “punished” by non-spanking means, because a spanking would be enjoyed too much. Not that I have a punishment relationship with Bethie, but when I do want to make a threat she’ll take seriously, I generally manage to come up with an implement she doesn’t enjoy so much, or to convince her I’ll use it more vigorously than she’d enjoy. Other guys do it differently, and some of them are very creative:

The Punishment:

*sighs* then Sirius says, “well, let’s get moving. we have a punishment to deal with…” see, the Roomie has given Sirius a little nickname. now, not being Sirius’s sub, the roomie can get away with it. i can’t. it’s not a very respectful nickname, for one, and when k and i first used it, we were immediately told not to. okay…

later this week, when sirius was on the phone, i felt like maybe he wasn’t paying attention to me (to be fair driving with one’s family isn’t really the least distracting of circumstances… so i did something very unwise. i called him the nickname, thinking he most likely wouldn’t hear me. i was wrong. “i heard that…” he said, and immediately i knew it was a BAD idea. i was informed that i was in REAL trouble.

did he spank me? oh no… i would like that too much, he says. he did something more appropriate, he said. and i’ll say i think it was awful. see, while Sirius and theRoomie sat inside and caught up with each other and played Munchkin (a magic-type card game that parodies D&D that i really would have liked to have played WITH them), i got to make the Cruiser all sparkly, inside and out. in the dark. by myself.

it is very doubtful that i’ll ever let THAT name escape my mouth, whether he’s around or not!

And that’s how Subbie_bunny got punished.

Here’s a nice vintage photograph from Usenet, showing a woman being “encouraged” in her oral attentions:

Trouble is, knowing spanko women the way we do, the question arises: Is the belt supposed to be a threat, or a reward for good behavior?

I’ve never been much into the martial arts, but I might have been more inclined to attend some classes — purely as an observer, mind you — if I had known they had this sort of discipline in the dojo:

Here’s a yardstick spanking, New York style, from photographer Dafydd Jones:

Those naughty tutors and their canes! Here’s a fun account of the caning predelictions of one such, from the novel “In A Mist” as quoted at A Taste Of The Birch:

The demand for live-in tutors had declined of late. Nevertheless, Lennox managed to make quite a tolerable living from it. He had a drawer full of peerless testimonials and had absolutely no need to advertise his services. His fame was spread by word of mouth from one wealthy family to the next.

His liberal use of the cane was often in itself sufficient recommendation for many parents. “Cane them, do you, Lennox? Glad to hear it! A sound thrashing never did me any harm!” the fathers declared enthusiastically; while the plum-voiced blue blooded mothers, possessing that curious streak of inherent cruelty which characterises the English upper classes, were equally insistent that Lennox should beat some sense into the recalcitrant behinds of their daughters.

The scholastic whipping of the daughters of gentility was a time-honoured tradition, stretching back hundreds of years. Hadn’t the tutor of young Effie Grey, Ruskin’s future wife, been solemnly authorised by her parents to birch the girl across the seat of her drawers whenever necessary?

Although he found beating boys to be rather repugnant, Lennox over the years had developed quite a taste for caning girls. The maleness in him thrilled to their agonised yelps as the rod bit into their plump, delightfully rounded bottoms. Yet he would have been outraged had anyone suggested that he derived the slightest degree of erotic pleasure from whipping his girl pupils. For this was still an age of sexual innocence, and no one gave it a second thought when he took his cane to some cheeky young madam’s backside, or else let her off lightly with a spanking over his knee.

After all, everyone knew that girls were infinitely more troublesome than boys. Unless kept firmly in check they would exploit their sex to unfair advantage and be twice as ill behaved as any boy…

I always enjoy the big, campy, all-grown-up “schoolgirls” chosen for the spanking movies featured at California Star. They capture all the trashy fetish goodness of the naughty schoolgirl fantasy without ever letting us forget that we’re looking at pictures of yummy starlet women in the best Porn Valley tradition:

“What? I’m like, totally, talking to my girl here!”

Then it’s over “teacher’s” knee. But what a nice big lapful!