“Nobody Ever Died From A Spanking”

Once or twice, perhaps, Bethie has been heard to complain “You’re killing me!” when some sensation or other is more intense than she’s happy to bear. At such times, I’ve hastened to reassure her, along the lines of the title of this post. Oddly, she seems to take scant comfort from the reassurance, and generally renews her protests. (For such moments were gags invented.)

A few days ago, whilst skim-reading some tired Victorian romance in which yet another sorry female bottom was being birched until the blood was splashing off the walls (and there are many such tales, which you almost never see here, because neither bloody bottoms, nor yet bloody walls, have any place in my fantastic pantheon), it struck me than in that distant benighted era before the invention of antibiotics, my reassurances would have seemed more hollow. Any break in the skin carried with it risk of fatal infection, then; and so, by operation of statistical chance upon a large number of bloodied bottoms, some poor girl must eventually have met a tragic end as the consequence of a bloody birching.

Thus it is from purely historical interest that I present a confirming verse from Cythera’s Hymnal, printed in London in 1870:

EPITAPH ON A YOUNG LADY WHO WAS BIRCHED TO DEATH

They laid her flat on a goosedown pillow,
And scourged her arse with twigs of willow,
Her bottom so white grew pink, then red,
Then bloody, then raw, and her spirit fled.

I thought it was a pretty good poem for the first three lines, but after that it goes all to hell.

Bedroom Spanking, With The Belt

This is a classic Girls Boarding School bedroom spanking scenario:

schoolgirl gets a belt spanking on her dormitory bed

Of course she tries to clutch at the welts and protect her bottom with her bare hands:

schoolgirl clutching at her sore spanked bottom

And that, of course, fails to work, just the way you’d expect it to fail. Sore fingers time!

schoolgirl getting her fingers smacked with the spanking belt because she wouldn\'t keep them out of the way

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Revenge On Her Maid

This is an excerpt from Miss Coote’s Confession, or The Voluptuous Experiences Of An Old Maid, as published in the August 1879 issue of that notorious erotic journal, The Pearl. Miss Coote is telling how, after having been soundly birched by her grandfather and guardian with the assistance of a treacherous maid and several other servants, she began to get her spanking revenge:

I was very sore for several days, but managed to make and secrete a fine bunch of twigs, ready for Miss Jane when she would little expect it. In fact, she did not know I had been into the garden or out of the house. Of course she was a much stronger and bigger girl than myself, so I should have to secure her by some stratagem. I let her think I had quite forgotten my threat, but one evening, just as we were both undressed for bed, I said, “Jane, did Mrs. Mansell or Jemima ever birch you without grandfather knowing it?”

JANE.—”Yes, dear Miss Rosie, they’ve served me out shamefully, more than once.”

ROSA.—”How did they manage that?”

JANE.—”Why, I was tied by my hands to the foot of the bedstead.”

ROSA.—”Oh! Do show me, and let me tie you up to see how it all looked.”

JANE.—”Very well; if it’s any pleasure to you, Miss.”

ROSA.—”What shall I tie you up with? You’re as strong as Samson.”

JANE.—”A couple of handkerchiefs will do, and there’s a small comforter to tie my legs.”

By her directions I soon had her hands tied to the two knobs at the foot of the bed, and her feet stretched out a little behind were secured to the legs of the table.

“Oh! My!” said Jane. “You have fixed me tight. What did you tie so hard for? I can’t get away till you release me.”

“Stay! Stay!” I cried. “I must see you quite prepared now you are properly fixed up”; and I quickly turned up her night dress and secured it well above her waist, so as to expose her plump bottom and delicately mossed front to my astonished gaze.

“Oh! What a beauty you are, Jane,” said I, kissing her, “and you know I love you, but your naughty little bum-be-dee must be punished. It is a painful duty, but I’ll let you see it’s no joke, Miss. Look, what a fine swishtail I’ve got,” producing my rod.

“Mercy! Mercy!” cried Jane. “Dear Miss Rosie, you won’t beat me; I’ve always been so kind to you!”

“It won’t do, Jane, I must do my duty. You were one of the lot against me, and the first I can catch. It may be years before I can pay off the others.”

The sight of her beautiful posteriors filled me with a gloating desire to exercise my skill upon them, and see a little of what I had to feel myself. Nervously grasping my birch, without further delay, I commenced the assault by some sharp strokes, each blow deepening the rosy tints to a deeper red.

“Ah! Ah! What a shame. You’re as bad as the old General, you little witch, to take me so by surprise.”

“You don’t seem at all sorry, Miss,” I cried; “but I’ll try and bring down your impudence; in fact, I begin to think you are one of the worst of them, and only acted the hypocrite, with your pretended compassion, when you were, in reality, it all the time. But it’s my turn now. Of course, you were too strong for me, unless I had trapped you so nicely. How do you like it, Miss Jane?” All this time I kept on, whisk, whisk, whisk, in quick succession, till her bottom began to look quite interesting.

“You little wretch! You vixen!” gasped Jane. “Your grandfather shall hear of this.”

“That’s your game, is it, Miss Tell-tale. At any rate, you’ll be well paid first;” I replied. The sight of her buttocks only seemed to add to my energy, and it was quite a thrill of pleasure when I first saw the welts rise. She writhed and wriggled with suppressed sighs and ahs, but each time she gave utterance to any expression, it seemed only for the purpose of irritating me more and more. My excitement became intense, the cruel havoc seemed to be an immense satisfaction to me, and her bottom really was in deplorable state through my inconsiderate fury. At last, quite worn put and fatigued, I could hold the rod no longer, and my passion melted into love and pity, as I saw her in an apparently listless and fainting condition, with drooping head, eyes closed, and hands clenched.

The worn-out birch was dropped, and kissing her tenderly, I sobbed out, “Jane, dear, Jane, I both love and forgive you now, and you will find me as tender to you as you were to me after my flogging.”

Her hands and feet were soon released, when to my astonishment, she threw her arms round my neck as with sparkling eyes and a luscious kiss she said softly, “And forgive you too, Miss Rosie, for you don’t know what pleasure you have given me, the last few moments have been bliss indeed.”

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Goodbye, Bettie

She’s gone. We’ll miss her.

betty page enjoys a spanking

betty page showing her spankable bottom

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Spanked In Public

If you’ve ever had a fantasy of being bent over in the street, tied there, and soundly spanked, you’ll like this shoot from Public Disgrace, featuring Daria Glower’s public spanking:

bondage girl being led to her public street spanking

being tied for a public spanking

a spanking in the public streets

spanked woman with red bottom in public

There’s a really excellent HD video of this public spanking scene in the Best of Europe: Daria shoot available to subscribers.

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Spanking Niki Flynn

Looks like Niki Flynn got a spanking at home awhile back, for … I guess you could call it a failure of memory:

I couldn’t find my online banking information last night and we kept trying to guess my password to log in. (You’re not supposed to write it down, so how the hell do they expect you to remember it???)

After much unsuccessful searching and stressing, we had to admit defeat and HH said he was going to smack my bottom. (!!!) I stamped my feet and regressed, whining that I didn’t WANT to be smacked, that it wasn’t FAIR, that he was MEAN… But you know where that gets you. **pout**

So he made me take down my panties (white cotton with pretty girly butterflies) and he hauled me across his lap. Scolded me like a very little girl and then spanked me very hard and for a very long time. I kicked and yelped and flung my hands behind, but he said I needed to learn to be more organised. (Hmph – should see HIS desk!)

Afterwards he held me and let me cry a little and then put cocoa butter on my sore cheeks. Mmmm… chocolatey! My bottom was very sore when I went to bed last night and it still hurts a little this morning. But I do feel loved.

More On Spanking Penny Play

I just discovered by accident that bondage blogger Greydancer has been guest-directing at the Twisted Factory and was helping to produce the shoot where Penny Play got spanked that I blogged about yesterday. In fact, he wrote:

Penney’s body just glowed after the ropes went on. And her ass… My lord. I know that there are many supposed BDSM porn actresses who sort of “fake” the impact of the spanking, who can’t actually handle very much impact play. Penney, however, is actually a lifestyle player, and as such could take a walloping far greater than we actually had time to film. I stand here as a witness, folks: nothing feigned in this particular red ass!

Nice to know, and fun to find out. Thanks, Greydancer!