Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Bethie and I have so many wooden toys that normally, the idea of another one is ho-hum at best. Been there, swatted with that, or with something so close to it, she couldn’t tell the difference.

But these narrow hardwood “ruler” paddles look different. Specifically, they look light enough to get used a lot, controllable enough to spank the same spot a lot of times, and heavy/solid enough to cause a lotta-lotta sting.

A genuine old-school oak-hardwood school ruler might be similar, but it’s tough to find one of those that doesn’t have sharp edges or corners, or a metal straight edge, or splinters. (And there’s no good way to hold it that doesn’t eventually make my hand start to hurt a little, he said woefully, expecting pity and sympathy…)

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In Eric Stanton’s famous Blunderbroad comic, which is a BDSM spoof of Wonder Woman featuring lots of catfights and bondage, there’s a scene where the evil villain Sir Dastardly has her helpless in his basement and decides to do a photoshoot. It goes kinda like this:

With the camera on remote, there is the ten-minute whipping while she bends and grabs her ankles, wearing only a maid’s apron. She demonstrates countless devices after that, sore of bottom.

There is the nose-and-tongue clamp. The two knotty-knobby giant pickles, one in each mouth. The Deep Throat gag. The penis gag sealed in with adhesive. The taco-with-jalopeno gag that creates such lovely tears. The electric butt-swatting machine, which he later demonstrates can be effective as an electric tit-slapping machine; great views from front and rear, while she bent helplessly, seemingly willingly, for that twenty-five minutes of horror.

After that, a bit of talcum on the breasts to cover the red, and the doorknob earrings. Charming, especially while she jogged, on command, around the basement. The pine-cone anal plug. The 16-inch corset, not to mention the Walk-your-dog nipple-leash and walk-your-pussy chain and ankle bar. Why mention the Pony Girl suit, the chariot race, or the dread Single Glove?

Why, indeed? Not all of these delights are illustrated in the comic, but we do have a detail showing the electric butt-swatting and tit-slapping machine:

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It’s time for a rare dose of spanking video clips, methinks. Normally I prefer stills, but the Lupus Spanking people never disappoint:

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Or, at least, the girl is worried she might be in for an ordeal like that:

From a foreign-language version of The 120 Days of Sodom as illustrated by De Silva.

What it says on the tin. Plus some really nice bright red riding crop welts, making it Spanking Blog relevant:

Fisting Tumble

It starts as these things always do. A rough class, a teacher who can’t quite maintain control. She tries to bend one of the girls over her desk for a spanking:

But the other girls, rough creatures they, come up behind her. Before she knows it, she’s like this:

And then she’s like this, and it’s looking like it’s gonna be a long hard day:

And that’s when her darling students show her they know what textbooks are really for:

Via Wired Pussy.

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