“Look what I have!”
They are never as happy as you are to see a long-lost toy that’s been languishing in some obscure bin for months or years.
Case in point: Leesa.
He looked at all of beating implements on the living room table and said that he was in a rut. (Yay!)
But then he went downstairs, said “look what I have”! and it was just another cane. A pretty one, yes, and festive! But still. Just another damn thing to beat me with.
No, no, no. I’m all done with being beaten, thanks. I am covered with bruises.
It’s time to do something fun now, please and thank you.
And no, the electric fly swatter is not a change for the better. Damn it. Fun. I said fun!
But the bug zapper paddle makes that festive zappy noise! How is that not fun?
