Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Happy Halloween!

This creepy pumpkin-headed scarecrow is drawn by artists Fastner and Larson.

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Trust Erica Scott to turn a bit of gentle bondage into a sassing opportunity:

We had some fun with politics tonight. He teased me by saying that my bottom would need a nice thick binder. I beg your pardon?? I snapped back that if we collected all of his wit and wisdom, it would fit in the world’s thinnest binder.

I knew I’d pay for that. It was worth it. :-)

Anyway, after the OTK warmup, we proceeded to the bedroom where he decided to “bind” me. What he didn’t count on was my itty-bitty wrists. As he was whaling away, I felt my hands slipping slightly through the restraints. Calculating the slack, I thought, yeah, go for it. So, with one sudden movement, I yanked both hands free. And laughed my freaking head off.

“Oh, that is never, EVER going to happen again,” he growled, pulling my hands back into the restraints and securing them tighter. Not uncomfortably so, though. But I couldn’t move my arms or legs; all I could do was wriggle. I was doing plenty of that by the end…

The slave has transgressed. She touched something forbidden, so the hands must be punished:

From Shadow Slaves.

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Cranky Spanker has come up with some parody spanking lyrics. Simon and Garfunkle’s The Sound of Silence is become The Sound of Spanking:

Hello sweetheart, my dear friend
I’ve come to paddle your rear end
Across my knee then you came crawling
So deep, so hard in love was I falling
I lifted your skirt
And I bared your pretty bum
It won’t hurt
Waiting, for the sounds,
Of spanking

There are two more verses, too.

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Are you a male chauvinist pain in the ass like this guy?

Chicago Spanking Review has the details (it’s Daredevil spanking The Black Widow), but I actually found the art shown here (in slightly better condition than the panel as seen at CSR) on some Russian website.

A good caning needs a lot of preparation, yes? And a reluctant girl with a lot of clothes on can drag it out for quite awhile, especially if the man with the cane is willing to sit back and enjoy the show:

From Lupus.

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The flat of a broken sword makes a good fantasy spanking implement, and we all know sometimes Xena needed a friendly reminder not to let all those muscles go to her head:

Artists: Fastner and Larson. Via Erectus.