Cleo’s Wooden Spoon Spanking

There’s been a dispute about phone privileges, which the man with the wooden spoon is in the process of winning. This process is quite a bit slower than Cleo would prefer, but the ultimate outcome is emphatically not in doubt:

spanking cleo with a wooden spoon

From Real Spankings.

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To Spank A Comic Strip Queen

pinterest version of jorge spanking pera in the phantom comic strip

The above bit of over-edited comic-strip queen-spanking caught my eye the other day, and I bethought myself to do a quick bit of research on it, since of course it had no attribution. Image research has become an adventure now that Google has shot its reverse image search service in the balls and refuses to return anything but Pinterest results; the Google results for this spanking art are, literally, eight results from different Pinterest pages and nothing else. Seriously, Google, do you expect us to believe that it doesn’t exist anywhere on BlogSpot, Tumblr, Twitter, or Facebook? I fuckin’ saw it in four different places on Twitter for fucks sake, that’s how it came to my attention!

So, it’s not as easy as it used to be to track down spanking artwork sources and high-quality “original” scans. But this isn’t my first rodeo, is it? No, children, Daddy has been doing this since Alta Vista was the hottest new invention in search engines. Daddy was doing this when Yahoo Groups was a thing. Daddy was searching for spanking porn when that meant typing “spanking” into an Archie server in the hopes that it might have access to an FTP archive of alt.sex.spanking. No matter how bad the #pornocalypse weather gets, Daddy knows where the spanking porn is buried. Daddy knows where to look.

And in this case, the place to look is, of course, the Chicago Spanking Review, which maintains a well-curated collection of comic strip spanking art. (I would say “obsessively-curated” instead of “well-curated” but I don’t know how to say the word “obsessively” online while conveying the proper tone of deep admiration.) And according to that fine resource, the art above is a color-reduced, dialog-bubble-stripped version of a panel from a Swedish edition of The Phantom comic strip in which one Count Jorge spanks Queen Pera:

Count Jorge spanks queen pera in the phantom comic book swedish version

Of course this is not the only panel or edition of the strip featuring the spanking in question, nor is it the only spanking that appears in The Phantom strip overall; luckily (except of course, luck has nothing to do with it, hard work and the aforementioned obsession being much more to the point) the Chicago Spanking Review has a nifty Phantom Spanking Index at the bottom of this page.

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Crawl Away From The Crop

The game is to crawl away from the crop as fast as she can, but with her arms tied so tightly up to her neck, she quickly finds herself too breathless even to cry out in pain, and her limited mobility never gives her much of a chance to escape the punishment in the first place. It’s a cruel game, for sure and certain:

crawling away from the riding crop whipping

Panel is from Emma’s Grief, which is a Dofantasy comic by Ferres.

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Shadowy Whipper

Tied up as she is, Our Heroine is understandably concerned:

bondage girl menaced by shadowy man with whip

Artwork is from a 1970 Kitan Club Japanese fetish magazine.

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Yardstick Spanking For Megan Summers

Megan Summers has gone and gotten herself into a lot of trouble, not least of which is a yard-stick spanking:

From Phil-Flash.com.

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A Camel Whipping For “Fire-Hair”

You piss off a camel-driver at your peril, fire-hair!

whipped by a turban-wearing camel rider

From the cover of Ranger Comics #36, self-evidently.

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An Unpopular Scholar’s Comeuppance

The delight and hilarity evident on the faces of all the other students as this girl is birched over her desk makes it clear that she has neither supporters among nor sympathy from her fellow classmates; whatever she’s done to earn the punishment, they all agree it’s time and past time for it to have caught up with her!

school birching enjoyed by all who see it

Artwork is by G. Smit, from a French novel illustrated by Sadie Blackeyes.

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