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Yesterday’s attempt at spanking humor went over so well, let’s do another one:
“What does a lingerie store running a big sale have in common with a woman who is about to get her bottom spanked?”
You guessed it! “Both of them have panties that are half off.”
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I heard tell of a guy who was so desperate for some spanking action, he got caught spanking a marble statue in a museum.
Yeah, he really hit rock bottom. {drumroll}
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This is one of those very private whippings that runs until her tears flow … and then just keeps going on and on, until the sadist with the whip gets both bored and tired. Which takes quite awhile!
Artwork is by Brian Tarsis.
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They do say some of the most memorable lessons are taught with a bamboo cane. And like the caption of this Don Roberts cartoon says, this driving instructor is known for having students who get good examination results:
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There are several persistent tensions here at Spanking Blog. A famous one is the chronic dispute between people whose fetish identification with spanking is narrow (so they don’t want to see any whipping or bondage or hot wax or other BDSM pain games) and between those of us who conceptualize the spanking fetish as one little corner of the big kinky BDSM tent. Every so often I still hear from a spanking-only purist, upset or angry or just sad that “Spanking Blog” dares publish BDSM material that doesn’t fit the purist’s notion of spanking porn. The frequency of this complaint has, blessedly, diminished a lot in recent years; I don’t know if it’s because by now my readers know what to expect, or because blogging doesn’t matter so much to people any more. But I can routinely get away, these days, with publishing erotic whipping imagery like today’s artwork by Loic Dubigeon.
The more persistent complaint has to do with the role of sexual pleasure in the spanking kink. From the BDSM perspective, this is rarely an issue. Although many practitioners are happy to play non-sexually, especially in public venues like fetish clubs and festival demonstrations, it’s my impression that kinky pain-play practice (whether spanking, whipping, or anything else that brings sadists and masochists together) is intended to be sexually arousing. And so it’s frequently combined with or followed directly by some kinky sex. That’s why Adult Friend Finder and sites of that ilk have long been popular; you can specify your kinks and fairly readily pair up with someone who wants to play with you and fuck you (perhaps even simultaneously). People do not, I think, go to such lengths just to obtain something that amounts to an irregular massage.
The narrower spanking purists, however, contain within their ranks a surprising number of folks who stoutly maintain that spanking is not about sex at all! When interrogated, they turn out to be all over the map about what they do think it should be about. Most personally amusing to me are the religious domestic discipline fans, who have convinced themselves that spanking is an important component of a healthy marriage but whose self-image and world-view is not flexible enough to allow them to imagine themselves as kinky people who do fetish sex. So they maintain that spanking has nothing to do with sexual arousal and is not a kinky practice. They practice spanking in one part of their lives and have non-kinky sex separately, perhaps in a different room, or maybe at another time. (It’s never been entirely clear how they maintain these distinctions, nor why they would come to Spanking Blog to complain that we’re doing spanking and/or sex wrong.)
My own viewpoint, I think, has long been plain. What I like best about (to use today’s example) the artwork of Loic Dubigeon is that despite being coded as “serious BDSM” artwork complete with Story of O type genital piercings and intimate branding, many of the images reveal a kinky worldview where even heavy players are easily distracted into sexual pleasure, despite (or perhaps because of!) serious whip welts that must have been exquisitely painful to receive.
That’s the view of spanking (and BDSM more generally) that matches my own experience; people who are into it are sexually excited by it. They play, they fuck. It’s a sex thing. Everybody, in the end, is having fun — or else, why do it?
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She may be a hillbilly’s daughter, but she’s smart enough to try and bargain to turn a bad spanking into a good spanking!
Cartoon is by Dan DeCarlo, and is much of a theme with this one.
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She might hope it’s less humiliating to have her pussy spanked through the fabric of those skimpy panties, but if she thinks it will be markedly less painful, she’s in for a surprise:
From a shoot called The Good Slave at Whipped Ass, which is a Kink Unlimited production.
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