To Find An Obedient Wife
Why do we spank?
Well, there’s an old joke that goes like this:
God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
Then He went and made the world round.
If you can’t find an obedient wife, you gotta make one, right?
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God also promised women that their husbands would protect and serve them.
Then she invented hockey and beer and the men were never around.
Fair! In some versions of a husband’s vows, or in egalitarian ones, it goes “to love, honor, and cherish.” There are whole schools of domestic discipline based around people who take honoring and cherishing super seriously. And plenty of vanilla couples, I think, for whom it rules out too much beer, hockey, or general sass. If we’re going to get right down to the metal, I think taking marriage vows with utter seriousness probably matters a whole lot more than the precise wording.
As for this throwaway post, pretty much everything I say here on Spanking Blog is a posture, an editorial stance, intended to support the maledom spanko fantasy position in a fun and light-hearted way, without being too much of an over-the-top unreconstructed caveman asshole. How well and consistently I manage to hit that target, week in and week out, month after month, year after year, in a world full of complicated kink practitioners, impact players of every description, my own ever-changing moods and interests, and actual assholes of every flavor and gender, I’m never too sure. But I soldier on.