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Hello everyone! Did you miss me?
I had a great time on vacation, but I missed blogging. I have a bunch of wonderful email from people that arrived while I was gone. I’ll try to answer everybody, but it may take some time.
And now to business!
While this is a just an article from a gossip rag, I thought it was kinda funny.
Sandra Bernhard told Howard Stern she slept with Jay Leno back when she and the “Tonight Show” host were both just starting out. And according to Sandra, Jay’s not only extremely well-endowed, he’s also a wild man in the sack. Sandra claims they never actually dated, per se, but they hung out quite a bit and fooled around, Jay handcuffing her and even putting her over his knee and spanking her. What a freak!
Obviously the author of the article just doesn’t know how to have a good time. I’ve always thought Jay Leno was a class act and now I have another reason to like him!
I rather liked this story, but not for the usual reasons. I
didn’t get a bit of titillation from it (I usually don’t from F/f scenes)
but the writing is excellent and there are several parts that are funny
enough that I had to laugh out loud. You can read the whole thing
here. I think the posted story changes from time to time, so I can’t be
certain this link will be valid much into the future. But this one has been
around for at least a few months so perhaps they don’t change it very often,
heh. [Link broken and removed.]
Jennifer waited once again. Her position could not be more vulnerable. She was bent far over, her head hanging down with outstretched arms, her feet spread and hanging down also. Jennifer’s tightly muscled bottom was the highest point of her body and its prominence was made all the more acute by the fact that Jennifer was completely nude.
Jennifer closed her eyes, wishing that the humiliating punishment that she would soon suffer was already over. How on earth could she have ended up in this position again?
All fiction requires at least a tiny suspension of disbelief, some more than others, to be sure! The very best make the job easy despite outlandish situations and unlikely events. On the other hand, a well-written piece can be wildy improbable and still be enjoyable. it’s cotton candy, but you know it’s cotton candy and it still tastes okay.
Master Chris’s stuff is like that. He’s prolific and it’s all good enough to keep your attention and amuse and/or excite you depending on your kink and the story in question.
There’s an archive of his stuff over at the BDSM Library. That site has a lot of stories so is well worth checking out even if Chris’s stories aren’t to your taste.
The extremely talented Lizbeth Dusseau at Pink Flamingo Publications writes one heck of a good spanking story! I have enjoyed everything I have ever read by her. She has a free site where visitors can sample stories that she and other authors have written. [Not any more — link removed — SpankBoss.] Here is a brief excerpt from one of the stories there:
Pushing the robe away with my hand, I bared her twin mounds and they almost took my breath away-so white, so gloriously white, like pristine fields of pale snow in the morning light. They jiggled slightly as I adjusted her on my lap and I could feel her trembling inside the grasp of my arm. Holding her tightly about the waist-because I remember my friend saying that was imperative-I began. Packing a good deal of punch to the strokes I laid on that lovely rear, the results were quite astounding and almost immediate. There was a beautiful pink blush rising within seconds, and the more I paddled her, the more the hue of her flesh deepened in color. The more I worked Bridget’s behind, the more eager I was to make her skin righteously smart. I’m sure my scheme was inspired by her response. She moaned quite sweetly at the start like it was hardly anything at all. But with my anger fresh and unassuaged, I was determined she get my message. She would not be groaning sweetly when I was done!
[2011 SpankBoss update: Google tells me this excerpt is now visible on the web at Pink Flamingo as part of the free teaser for an ebook called Reckless Disregard.]
I’ve noted, now and then, that spanking could become a commonly accepted practice if people would loosen up a little and look at our little hobby with an unjaundiced eye. As kinks go, it’s so widely spread that it almost is mainstream but ‘officially’ it can’t be accepted. Such is the case with Ewan McGregor’s new movie, Young Adam. In it, gasp!, Ewan has a scene where he spanks Emily Mortimer and then has sex with her. Apparently the censor board in the UK doesn’t much care for this sort of thing (they confuse consensual and nonconsensual spanking and call both ‘violent’.)
I don’t know if this movie is worth a darn, but I’ll keep my eyes open for it!
Yes folks, I’m going to be leaving you for awhile. Even spankos need vacations, and I’m taking a good long one. I’m going to be hunting and camping and road tripping and generally having a good old time, but none of it’s in handy range of the net.
Fortunately, Invidia and The Boss over at The Collar Purple have agreed to keep an eye on the place. The Boss has some pictures and links he’d like to share, and so what with one thing and another, there will be some goodies for you here while I’m gone, assuming all goes well and the technology holds up.
See you in late September!