I was chatting last night with a delightful lady when the conversation turned to harem fantasies. So I obligingly perused my image collection for some suitable artwork. First I found these two slavegirl lovelies getting a nice tan on their way from the auction block to the harem:
Alas, two slave girls (no matter how delicious) being driven across the desert by a beturbaned whip-wielding camel rider do not a harem make. So I kept looking until I found just the thing! Namely this:
The recent ErosBlog post on female ejaculation links to this lengthy discussion on methods of G-spot stimulation and how to get lots and lots of of yummy orgasms therefrom. That’s a worthy topic for anybody who likes orgasms (and who doesn’t?) but for our purposes the really good part comes six pages into the discussion, with a post on combining G-Spot orgasms (the author calls ’em G-Gasms) and spanking:
For anybody who has tried the GSpot technique and found that it works AND likes a spanking now and then – COMBINE the TWO.
A good OTK and every 10 swats or so give her two to five rapid G-Gasms and then 10 swats. Alternate that back and forth. Keep it rapid and frenzied, pull her hair, lock only one leg down so she can kick the other around, keep one arm firmly over the small of her back so she feels (and IS ) trapped and can’t get away. MAKE her submit just a little longer than she wants to. She’ll be screaming and begging you to stop. Don’t. Part of the thrill for her is NOT knowing if you’ll just keep going until she goes completely nutz or passes out from the intensity. I don’t think most women can continue this for more than two or three minutes once they start having G-Gasms. It is just too intense. The spanking combines the kinkiness and submission AND the GSpot orgasms can be administered almost like spanks…”WHAT did you call me? OK – That’s TEN more!!” It is awesome.
Fair warning: Before and after the quoted post there are some ignorant whinings from people who don’t approve of erotic spankings. I expect none of my readers will give that nonsense any more credence than it deserves.
An email correspondent recently expressed gentle and understanding regrets that Spanking Blog doesn’t have more for the guy who likes to get spanked. My trouble, of course, is that since my tastes don’t run that way I have trouble identifying what’s hot in that department. But possibly this BDSM scene report from Trinity will be a start in rectifying the problem. It sound like a couple of guys got spanked and whipped pretty hard by some very fun ladies:
The play began with a guy getting his birthday whacks, ten for each year. All the women took turns giving him ten whacks on the ass with whatever we wanted. (Or at least, that’s how it started… by the end of it, it was “however many you want, with any toy at all”, as long as when everyone’s had a few turns we come out to the set number.) It was very fun, because the guy getting whacked was someone who could handle some really nasty hits. All the women were trying to outdo each other and really whaling on this guy. It was nice. It was also nice to borrow some of the other women’s really evil toys and use them. ;) And nice to watch some of the submissive women, who’d never topped at all, timidly go up to the guy and hit him nervously, only to become truly vicious once we egged them on enough. Muahahahahahaha.
The first order of business is profuse thanks to Invidia and The Boss from Collar Purple, who were kind enough to blog daily (Daily! I don’t always manage that!) here until my hand-cranked blogging software gave up the ghost and died. I owe them a huge favor. Boss, if your arm ever gets tired…. (Just kidding, Invidia!)
Geez. I must have made this coffee pretty strong, I’m all exclamation points this morning. I’ll try to mellow it out now.
But this is exciting! (Whoops….) Since July, I’ve been engaged with my readers in a quest to find a retail source for those classic style rattan carpet beaters. Lots of spankos apparently want to try these out, but they aren’t easy to find.
Well, a loyal reader has cracked the case. Gary Switch found the authentic carpet beaters in the Garret Wade woodworking tools catalog. You can order them here (only $15.50). They look like this:
And check out this catalog copy:
This is not for woodworking, but your grandmother would have been very familiar with it. You simply hang your carpets outside periodically and literally beat the dust out of them. The natural Rattan is flexible, yet packs a real punch.
They actually have many home uses that vacuums can’t touch – like beating the sand and grit out of beach towels and picnic blankets (before they clog the washing machine), cleaning the front door mat, not to mention the car mats, getting stuff off of drop-cloths and tarpaulins, and so on and on. This classic household tool has stood the test of time. We like them a lot. They are also great fun.
Try and tell me these boys aren’t closet kinksters! “Your grandmother would have been very familiar with it” – I just bet she would have. “Many home uses that vacuums can’t touch” – check. “They are also great fun.” Ayup.
Gary says “I ordered one and I can testify it’s great fun indeed.” Thanks very much, Gary.
One of the things I’m really enjoying about this blog is that readers are starting to send me their spanking goodies for publication here. While I was gone I received the most delightful spanking fantasy story entitled “Curiosity Spanked The Cat” by calliope. An excerpt:
Her yowls and howls as he proceeded to change her bottom from cream to crimson were remarkably cat-like, and she kicked and cried to no avail.
“Master! Please, don’t spank me! OWWWW!” she screeched in a most unladylike manner.
“I told you, there are certain hand motions which I have to do to ensure that this spell becomes permanent.”
