Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

The Informed Consent weblogs continue to be a source of amusement. Calic writes on the topic “Tickled To Death“:

Now I understand where that expression comes from.

I have been known to dish out a severe tickling in the past (a demon with the ostrich feather doncha know), but never been on the receiving end of anything like I experienced yesterday. My little slave can be very naughty at times and decided it was my turn to get tickled, so naturally I gave her a good spank and tied her hands behind her back. Just when I thought it was safe to relax she was at it again, but now using the tip of her tongue. OH MY GOD!! She found an erogenous zone I never knew I had (and I’m not telling you where, dear reader) and rapidly had me reduced a curled up, quivering, giggling, goose pimpled wreck.

Fair took my breath away, bless her. Needless to say, she went away with fresh cane marks. I mean, can’t have her taking liberties like that can we? But I have learned from the experience and today I shall gag her before I have my nap.

Nothing quite so much fun as a slavegirl who doesn’t quit making mischief after her hands are tied.

How come spanking porn is usually so asexual? No, seriously. For a lot of folks spanking is foreplay, we all know it. He spanks her bottom, she writhes and wriggles and gets hot in more ways than one, she starts to say “Please stop, oh please stop, I’ll do anything….” And from there it’s like the old poem says: “She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all through the night he was on her and off her.”

Uh, where was I?

Right, spanking and sex. It’s far too rare to see any spanking porn that shows that next step, or even hints at it. Which is why I like this gallery from Bad Tushy. The “girlfriend” (although in the real world she wouldn’t be one, not for long) comes in late, drunk and full of false tales to explain herself. He reacts like this:

and before you know it, they are doing this:

We all know where that right hand is, and what it’s doing….

(Thanks to Spank Slaves for the gallery link.)

Nothing like a couple of toons about to enjoy a little discipline:

More fun from Mike & Michelle:

Then at work, a day full of somewhat obscene instant messages. Very very nice.

Once we got home, within 15 minutes of each other for a change, she made a confession. At work, overcome by temptation during one of our kinkier exchanges, she made herself cum.

Frankly, I was shocked.

Therefore I think I was absolutely justified in bending her over my knee and spanking her with a wooden spoon, followed by me getting annoyed when she wouldn’t say she was sorry for cumming at work and whacking her on the ass with a book. A hardcover book.

But of course! What an outrageous breach of proper workplace decorum! Whatever will people think?

Interesting.

Over on La Fesse the other day, Invidia enthused about a very nicely laid set of caning stripes. Teasing ensued, as we accused her of making (dare I say it?) Invidious comparisons, being jealous of the model depicted, and disparaging The Boss’s caning skills. In short, we were making shit up and trying, with the best of humor, to get Invidia in trouble with The Boss.

Of course we failed miserably. If he read the comments at all, he didn’t let on.

Fortunately, Invidia is better at getting Invidia in trouble than we are. She accordingly took care of that important business her own self (scroll down if you have to for the October 29 Memo). To make a good long story short, The Boss got to play with his wicked purple cane again, and, to hear him tell it, left Invidia “sporting some new stripes”.

Well now. What better opportunity could we have for Invidia to clear the cloud she has created upon The Boss’s honor and caning prowess? It’s obvious that a photographic comparison is in order. There’s nothing for it but to provide a photograph of the stripes in question. It’s the done thing.

My work here is done. I’m off to sleep the untroubled sleep of the just.

…and you know it:

Isn’t this a lovely spanking postcard by artist “DWIG”? Something about that pretty spanking lady makes me want to take that belt away from her, turn it around, turn her over, and give her a taste of her own medicine.

This post from bunnyRys’s weblog at Informed Consent made me giggle:

Stay away from Original Mint Source Shave Gel! **OUCH**

After being wiped down with water and towels, alcoholic wipes and then a shower, I’m still tingly! Damn him. A few dabs of this stuff are far worse than tiger balm or even extra strength Listerine strips. Smells nice but trust me; it’s so not worth it!

**bunny rubs her pretty pink parts and pouts **

Update: Don’t pout, BunnyRys. At least he didn’t use Gold Bond Medicated Powder.