Satyr Spanking

Now we know what those satyrs really got up to:

satyr spanks a flapper chick

But why in the name of Bacchus His Own Drunken Self is a sex-crazed minion of the god of wine and revelry spanking this babe without pulling down her bloomers first?

Dominatrix Betrayals

A tale from across the pond in the Sunday Mirror:

WENDY WHIPLASH STOLE MY HUSBAND

A DOMINATRIX lapdancer weighing 19stone was sacked after getting kinky with her boss’s husband.

Joanne Leah, 32, who spanked men for a living under the stage name Wendy Whiplash, was part of the Pink Pussycats lapdancing troupe. She had a five-month affair with Ricky Hughes – the husband of the group’s manager Deborah Flanagan.

“Joanne would entertain the crowds during the breaks by getting blokes on the stage, spraying shaving foam on their bum and whipping them.

“Then blokes could go up to a private room with her for a private dance and spanking session.

Shaving foam? Why not whipped cream? Bah, apparently dominatrices don’t go in for visual puns.

Spanking The Models

You would think that adult webmasters would have better things to do than sit around spanking their models, wouldn’t you?

spanking his model

No, wait a minute. Why would you think that?

Teenager Discipline

What a horrifying punishment: this teen girl pulled a deeply foolish stunt to impress her boyfriend, and wound up getting strapped while he watched. At least he was duly impressed:

Wack! The strap smacked my daughter’s pert bottom soundly, and she yelped and jumped convincingly, but I seriously doubt she felt much through her thick jeans. “O-One,” she breathed, and I gave her another. By the time I’d gotten to five her voice had a slightly different tone to it, a little protest, perhaps, and I knew I was finally getting through her jeans. By eight she was crying, and she let out a cry at nine. After ten she began to sob, most likely with relief, and I turned to Tom.

“Okay, Tom, you may go home.” He nodded and started to leave. “Don’t forget to ask your pa for that whuppin’!” I called after him and I saw Jenna wince. I approached her and smiled.

“That was a good performance, dear. You really make it seem like it hurt.”

“B-B-But it *did* hurt, Daddy.” she moaned.

“Psshaw!” I spat. “We haven’t even started yet. I doubt you could feel a branding iron through those thick jeans of yours, let alone my feeble strap. Now drop your pants like a good girl and bare that bottom for a proper lickin’!”

Crying, the girl did as she was told, and indeed I saw her bottom was barely red. There were one or two red marks, but most of her butt was milky-white skin just waiting for my strap.

“I suppose you understand why we are doing this?”

“Yes, Daddy. I rode the tractor without permission.”

“Exactly. And for a foolish reason, at that. Just to impress a boy! That’s why I whipped you in front of him, Jenna. You think he’s impressed with you now?”

She began to really cry again when I said that and I smiled to myself. Actually, Tom was *very* impressed with her, if I wasn’t mistaken about that bulge in his pants. Nothing turns a guy on like the thought of a beautiful, innocent girl behaving naughtily and getting her bottom spanked for it.

From “The Tractor” by the Flogmaster.

Have A Spanking Good Valentines Day

Happy Valentine's Day!

How To Ask For A Spanking

If you’ve been around the spanko community any time at all, you’ll know there are a lot of girls who want a spanking but don’t know how to ask for one. Well, here’s one good way:

It took some time to get up the nerve, but I finally asked my husband to spank me. He is always willing to try new stuff so he tried it. At first it was okay, but not what I imagined. I think he was more afraid of hurting me than anything else. I assured him I would let him know if I was being hurt.

Over time the spanking kept showing up, but never like I had imagined it. That is, until the past few months. He now realizes that I really do enjoy to be spanked hard, and that if he gives me this pleasure, then he is in for a treat.

A few nights ago he wanted oral sex. I was okay with this but I wanted a spanking. I would suck for a few seconds then stop. Finally he asked what I wanted, and I told him a spanking. He did spank me! In return he said he got the most excellent blow job he had ever had! I am not one to swallow and had only done it once before but he got me so excited with the spanking that I just could not stop! Since that night he has spanked me several more times and I believe he has enjoyed it as well…if you get my meaning!

We men are reasonably simple creatures.

Coloring Her Lovely Ass

If I had to use a crayon, this is the crayon I would use:

crayon color spank me pink

Fortunately, there are much better tools.