Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Dan Savage, a kink-positive gay guy who writes the justly notorious “Savage Love” sex advice column, got the standard “How can I get my husband to spank me?” question:

I look at spanking pages on the Internet; it’s becoming a bit of an obsession. I asked my husband to spank me and he has, a couple of times. I’m afraid that if I tell him how much I like it, he’ll think I’m weird or freaky, but I’m also afraid of not getting the spankings I crave. How do I tell him? I asked him what his fantasies are, but he says he hasn’t got any. Is this possible? —Please Answer This

It’s entirely possible that your husband has no fantasies, PAT. The sexually frustrated, kinky person in a straight relationship is not always the husband or the boyfriend. Sometimes it’s the girlfriend or the wife. So you want spankings but you don’t want your husband to think you’re weird or freaky. Sorry, PAT, but that’s impossible. Until you take responsibility for your fetish—until you let your husband know just how weird and freaky you are—you’re never going to get the spankings you crave. So how do you tell him? Like this: “Remember those few times you spanked me? It was great. I loved it. It turned me on so much. I love being spanked. I want you to spank me on a semi-regular basis. And whenever you bend me over your knee and call me a bad girl and tan my ass good, I promise to fuck your freaking brains out. Is it a deal?”

I’d classify that as a brusque version of the standard answer: “Just ask him, and make sure he understands it’s gonna be well worth his while!”

However, I refuse to believe than any man has no fantasies. “I don’t have any fantasies” is code for “I’m afraid to tell you because you’ll think I’m sick and weird and you’ll never want to have sex with me again.”

Here’s an amusingly large wooden spoon, being put to its highest and best use:

Guaranteed to stir up a heartfelt desire to please!

Via Usenet.

…so use a cane, man!

Well, apparently that’s Master Marcus G’s plan. He writes:

She was on my sofa face down, watching TV, did not even know I was there until I slapped that nice arse, short skirt, NO stockings…. Her look was shock, so she did not know her first comment was MASTER !!!!!!!! She tried to get up, I was not having that, I quite liked her in that position, available and that arse….

And she had been warned she was to get the cane and being a clever Master I had one in the car…. Talk about surprise for a naughty slave. I was OK it did not hurt me one little bit, unlike that hand spanking, that’s twice now I have hurt me spanking her, and she laughs….

Gentlemen, be safe out there!

I had an entertaining conversation with Bethie last night about whether I spank her hard enough. It’s like this, see. She’s a very very good girl during her spankings; she doesn’t reach back with her hands, she doesn’t wiggle around or struggle much, or anything like that. So I like to tease her that I’m obviously not spanking hard enough, because she doesn’t wiggle.

This gets her jumping up and down in protest (which is worth the price of admission right there, let me tell you). Apparently she knew a guy once who was quite demanding about passive-and-compliant behavior during her spankings, so she has been “well trained” as she puts it. I assured her that I was talking about involuntary wiggling; and shared my theory that if I was spanking her right there should be some motion that was beyond her control.

Needless to say, she’s not at all impressed by my theory….

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And now to cleanse the visual palette, and to deliver on the earlier tease, this picture of six mini-clothespins nibbling politely at a lovely and oh-so-sensitive nipple:

The fun thing about playing with this particular set of nipples is that when you tease them (by, say, spanking them ever-so-lightly with the cute little six inch leather slapper) their owner frets and complains, just as one might expect. And yet the expression on her face is a huge smile, and the involuntary sounds escaping her mouth sound for all the world like laughter. Fun, I say.

Here’s a cute little flash game. Whip the girl on her tender bits (without getting too repetitive) to get her off. Happy clicking!

Warning: Apparently what I took (with my poor color vision) to be badly drawn welts is actually cartoon blood, making this little game seem much less cute than I thought it was. Sorry!

Update: The first link died, but you can find the game here if you don’t mind a popup or two.