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Last weekend Bethie and I went to the fancy cooking store in the mall. They have an impressive array of wooden spoons, spatulas of wood and metal and rubber, pizza boards, flat pasta strainers, and other dangerous implements of that ilk.

After examining all these goodies, she informed me that the spatula pictured below would serve double duty as a pasta stirrer and drainer (given the holes). The thing is utterly flat with nice rounded edges, about a quarter inch thick and made of (I’m guessing) a nice clear-grained birch. It was going for a ridiculous gourmet-store price, but I cheerfully took it up to the counter and bought it. (Fortunately nobody has told gourmet stores about standard pricing for paddles in BDSM stores, so it was still a bargain.)

The thing has a delightfully evil combination of lightness, stiffness, and speed (because of the length and the holes). So far I have only used it playfully, and mostly while Bethie is fully clothed, but even so it makes her dance from one foot to the other in the cutest imaginable way.

I think perhaps this weekend I’ll use it to draw a map of the USSR….

So yesterday Amber got a reassurance spanking:

Dan announced, “I want you over my lap”.

I stared at him, not sure I heard correctly and answered, “Huh?”

Or maybe it was “Whaa?” Can’t remember now.

“You heard me.” he said. “Get over my lap. Now.”

I asked, “What have I done?” He said I had done nothing wrong, he just wanted to slap my ass a bit. For his own pleasure. And to make sure I understood what’s what and who is who.

So I hesitatingly positioned myself across his naked lap and he gave me a reassurance/authoritative spanking, lovingly and slowly, rubbing my cheeks between each SMACK and telling me how much he loved me.

Which it would seem she needed after that one the other day that didn’t go so well. Even if it did lead to a fun discussion between Bethie and me about what countries in Europe I should spank onto her bottom.

I greatly enjoyed Neal Stephenson’s recent book Quicksilver, but somehow I didn’t notice this line from page 374:

“You look very young,” he said, “and you talk like a girl who is in need of a spanking.”

“Books of India,” she said coolly, “have entire chapters about that.”

Thanks to Hairbrush Action for being more alert.

Amazing what Google turns up sometimes. This photo comes from here and makes it look like Fantasm 2001 (whatever that was) was a barrel of fun:

I need to get me one of those pillories.

OK, Bethie found this in a thread over on Spanking Classics. If you go to this page (Southern Fried Records) and click the link in the lower left that says “Click here if you want to see the ARMAND VAN HELDEN ‘Hear My Name’ video” you’ll be treated to a music video that features nothing but a bunch of sexy otk spankings. The tune is a catchy neo-80s pop sort of thing but the spankings are quite entertaining.

Got a very lame email this morning. Golfdude1955@[xxx].com wrote, and this is the full and complete email:

i am very interested in videos, books, magazines and any articles on spanking if you could send them to me please…………. my e-mail address is; lady[xxxxxxxxx]@[xxxxx].com….. i thank you for your help and support………… i get very hot and wet thinkinking about how arousing it is and would be considering my boyfriend has spanked me numerous times….. it gets my naked pussy very wet and horny……… sitting here thinking about it, i am wet and dripping now………….. again thank you and please hurry with some free material ! ! ! … i like seeing and watching other girls getting spanked and loving it…….. thier naked bodies getting very aroused over it and i also………….

I’ve obscured the email addresses, given the possibility that this is some sort of mean-spirited prank. If it’s “just” begging for free porn, it’s worth reproducing for the humor value. It puts me in mind of a man standing in the middle of a fresh tomato patch while begging for canned tomato paste.

If you need a kneeling slave girl for your Windows wallpaper, Invidia has got you covered today:

While doing the artwork for my new quiz, I rendered a beautiful picture of a slavegirl that TheBoss and I both agreed would make excellent desktop wallpaper. I hope you enjoy this picture!

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