Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

The subject of how you tell that new person in your life that you’d like to spank them keeps coming up. Getting the timing right and doing it smoothly are not easy. Here’s another how-not-to-do-it anecdote for you. Talking about your toys on the first date, out of the blue? Efficient perhaps, but neither suave nor debonair. From Falafel Sex:

As we drive I find myself learning all about his riding crop that his previous “ladyfriend” had given him.

Me: Riding crop? Do you own a horse?

The Date: Grin… “No.”

Ohhhh kay.

Dude, what where you thinking?

Found a nice story combining spanking and figging. It’s called Robert’s Suprise and a little excerpt reads like this:

“It’s called ‘figging’, an old Victorian practice. Fresh ginger root,” he explained.

“Well, take it out!” I demanded.

“Excuse me?!!!”

“Um… please, sir, take it out. Please… it burns!” I pleaded, now wiggling like a worm on hot pavement over the ottoman, quickly learning that squeezing my bottom cheeks just made it worse.

“I think not, m’dear. In fact, it seems to be as effective as promised. I’m quite delighted!”

I clenched my teeth to prevent myself from telling him exactly what I thought of his new “delight” with a string of accompanying expletives. “Pleeease, sir, it REALLY burns!” is what I actually said. I was quite proud of my restraint.

“Now, for that caning…” he announced to my gratitude actually. Maybe it would take my mind off my flaming bumhole. “… to which six more strokes will be added for that disrespectful outburst.”

It didn’t. Six strokes with the cane that I barely felt, my concentration purely on that dastardly THING up my bum causing me such distress. Then six more strokes that I DID feel, only adding to my distress, my ass now ignited inside and out!

Via Figging.com.

This well-spanked young lady appears to be howling with pain or outrage (perhaps both). A welcome change from the sort of spanking porn where the supposed spanking is not visible on the model’s face:

From Spanking Teen Jessica, one of the Real Spankings Pass family of sites.

See Also:

• Spanking Jessica
• Jessica's Mouth Washed Out With Soap
• Punishing Her Hands
• Jessica In Tears
• Double Spanking

Here’s a blog I should have found long ago: The Secret Life of Librarygirl. I hope she’ll forgive my quoting most of a recent short post:

I have a sore bottom. It’s warm and pink. (Unfortunately, with my skin tone, I rarely go beyond dark pink. And I’m not willing to get spanked hard enough to get any darker. Sometimes I wish I were a lighter shade, the type that marks so easily and turns red with a hand spanking.)

I got spanked for a “reason.” I was a lazy girl and spent all morning online, looking at naughty pictures, admiring girl’s bottoms and making snarky comments about the creepy looking guys spanking them.

…

I tend to procrastinate (a lot) so I know I deserved this one.

Hmmm… I guess now would not be a good time to ask for a good girl spanking…?

Er, no.

Thanks to ErosBlog for the link.

Oh-so-innocent Jayda — did she think there was any chance this little hint wouldn’t get her spanked?

Later, while lying in bed together watching a movie, my butt cheek was itching (the healing from an abrasion from last weekend). After I had scratched a bit, Q layed his hand on it, and I suggested that he slap it a few times – that would make it stop itching.

No, not a chance. What helpful spanking man could resist?

Now here’s an intense-looking flogging:

From deep in the Hogtied dungeons.

I have email from someone who is looking for online plans and instructions for building a do-it-yourself spanking bench. If you’ve seen such a thing in your kinky surfing, please drop the link in my comments.