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Several figging sessions the other day at Baltazar and C’s house. Real funny how it started, too. From C’s account:
I commented that he hadn’t caned me whilst I had ginger inside me.
Please note – I commented. I didn’t ask for it to happen. I didn’t complain he hadn’t done it. I just mentioned in passing that he hadn’t.
Heh. And women say men don’t pay enough attention to their hints and subtle cues.
Since we’re on the subject of pervertible botanicals, how about stinging nettles? This has gotta hurt: the nettles spanking gallery at Urtication.com.
Continuing the theme, this from Analyze Julie:
Overall, my biggest complaint: illiteracy. To any of the 106 responders I didn’t connect with: if you had just written a grammatically correct email, WE MIGHT BE HAVING SEX AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I wanted to give everyone a shot (not at having sex, but a shot at connecting with me, and that might have led to sex). I honestly think, out of the 110 responses I received, probably 90 contained bad grammar, misspellings, and/or were far too short to even glean any information about the responder. I’m not kidding: 90 out of 110. That means that I didn’t even have to evaluate 82% of the responses, because they’d already put themselves out of the running.
Like it or not, boys, spelling and punctuation matters.
Is it really possible I’ve resisted the temptation to post Girls Boarding School pictures for almost six weeks? I’ve got to fix that!
I found this nifty Bettie Page spanking photo on Usenet:
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Apropos the last post, from Mistress Matisse’s latest column on translating BDSM personal ads:
The ad says, “I AM A TRUE DOMINATE, I WANT VERY MUCH TO PLEAZE YOU.” The translation is, “I’m a horny Net geek with no fucking idea what any of this BDSM shit means. I’m just hoping some pussy falls onto my face.”
Indeed.
I try, I do try, to be nice to the people who write to me. But sometimes I get an email so breathtakingly lame that I just have to share. The subject line was “hey” and the complete message reads:
hey pretty lady any lady want spank nude male ass you make horny feeling hot sex night?
Wow.