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Here’s the way to spank the girls in this new industrial age: tie them to a wheel and whack them every time they come around. Efficiency! Efficiency! It’s the only way to fulfill the five year spanking plan!
Or maybe I am overwrought. Perhaps this is merely an amusement park ride that never caught on?
From Usenet.
This story went by a couple of weeks ago while I was busy, and by the time I saw it (thanks to the readers who emailed me links!) it was all over the kinky sex blog world. So I never got around to mentioning it. However, I link now to the Moscow News story — Russian Scientists Suggest Caning to Cure Drug Addicts — because there’s a nifty vintage-looking caning photograph as an illustration.
All the stories about this that I saw cited back to a story in Izvestiya — which has gone rather notoriously tabloid in recent years. It’s not quite Weekly World News, but almost. So take the tale with a hunk of rock salt.
Fans of the legendary comic artist Robert Crumb and his large women will enjoy this spanking drawing he did:
Found at this Fantagraphics page advertising the R. Crumb Sketchbooks. Thanks to Fiona for sending me the link!
This nifty vintage drawing (which looks like an illustration from one of those men’s adventure magazines) I found over on AngelBrat’s new blog, which is well worth a visit. What’s fun is that she’s wearing hip waders (one for the rubber fetishists!) but he’s sitting on a boulder with his feet in the water wearing slacks and (presumably) soggy shoes:
You’ve got to wonder what the scenario is here. Was he sitting on the bank minding his own business when she splashed him with water and a merry insult? Or is this a domestic discipline scenario? “I’ve told you and told you, no trout fishing until the laundry is done!”
On the figging Google Group associated with Figging.com, a fellow posted the following very enthusiastic comment on the practice of figging and spanking:
I do find figging’s REAL BIG with hot female subs who love to be awesomely totally controlled. I can’t say I’ve ever met one who’s begged me to fig her, but after I’ve done it, there’s never been a time that a sub isn’t eating-out-of-my-hand, sucking-my-toes, eating-out-my-asshole, and nurture-sucking-my-cock afterwards… like a female dog in severe heat!
The ass wiggling show you get while the root is in her is an incredibly horny sight. To think that someone would go this far and cause an ass to writhe, wiggle, dance, shake, and clench while all the while hearing the sub beg for it’s removal — and I mean BEG –is about as kinky as it gets! Then stand back, giggle loudly, take a crop and spank that ass with some hard whacks and watch the fireworks fly!
Your girl will reach a totally different level of respect for you — guaranteed never to deny you a thing in bed or anywhere else again in life! Just the mention of the fig will cause her to stand at attention wondering if this will be the time she gets it again!
Of course, your mileage may vary.
Nice dynamic impact shot in this spanking vidcap from Girls Boarding School:
