I’ve speculated before about the possibility that a particular genre of short, odd, illiterate, spanking emails is akin to the heavy breathing phone call — an attempt to connect with a human being who will engage in emailed communication that’s of sexual significance to the initiator of the exchange, if perhaps to no one else. Now there’s an additional bit of evidence from Analyze Julie that I’m right. She indulged one of these email writers, and it didn’t take long for him to get to his true agenda:
Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 10:45:13
From: “turin yarrow”
Subject: helpwithdiscipline
hi im turin, i manage a library. sometimes i am kinda naughty. do you spank naughty boys?
turin
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AskImagine wrote:
Well, Turin, I’m curious to hear more.
I believe, however, that someone who manages a library should be able to use apostrophes. I spank *smart* naughty boys. Impress me.
And are you local to me? I’m in the Detroit area.
Julie
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Date: Mon, 3 Oct 2005 13:42:17
From: “turin yarrow”
Subject: Re: helpwithdiscipline
Hello Julie,
No I am not in the Detroit area, I am in the Oklahoma area. Do you assign email spankings or only spank in person? are you a very strict spanker? I am naughty sometimes with regards to looking too hard at some of my cute librarians bottoms, peeking at their panties, I even mentioned to one girl I thought she should be spanked for not completing a task. What else may I tell you?
Thank you for writing
Turin
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AskImagine wrote:
Hi Turin,
I’m sorry, but no, I don’t do stuff via email. I like engaging with people face to face. Sorry!
Thanks for writing, though.
Julie
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Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2005 07:45:01
From: “turin yarrow”
Subject: Re: helpwithdiscipline
I understand but would you just once tell me how youd spank me for my naughty behaviours?
T
There’s a lot more, but that’s the gist of it. He’s a wanker, and he’s just looking for someone “real” to write his Penthouse Letters for him. And that, I think, explains the extreme sloppiness and brevity of the initial contacts from these folks — they need to cast a lot of bread upon the waters, and they can’t afford to waste much time baking it.