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“Rossini would have been a great composer if his teacher had spanked him enough on the backside.” — Ludwig van Beethoven

Fun movie quote:

“Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it! But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now, please.”

— Lori Petty in Tank Girl

The things you can find on eBay! This auction is for an original piece signed by one of the Archie Comics illustrators, and shows Veronica spanking Betty (who is, as we all know, a very bad girl).

The inscription reads: “To Chris Bass, Best Wishes! Bill Golliher”.

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• Betty Getting Spanked

I realize I’ve been remiss in recent months by failing to post sufficient pics of the good old fashioned OTK spankings that are central to many peoples’ spanking kinks and practices. So here’s one from Spanked Cutie.

However, even if your personal bedroom spankings are often friendly and fun, it’s worth remembering that properly delivered, as in this gallery, they can still really hurt:

This “balanced on the tripod formed by her forehead and her toes” bondage position is about as awkward as it comes, true. But doesn’t it look excellent for delivering a little bondage spanking?

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I was wrong! One of the cutest girls on the Internet, Jordan Capri, actually has done a spanking scene! It’s a playful “cute coeds who can’t study because they keep distracting themselves with hot lesbian sex games” affair with a ping pong paddle in the stern (not!) hands of Taylor Little. And, of course, it shows of Jordan’s famous slinky little buttocks to very good effect:

Via the newish bloggy side at Spank Slaves.

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• Jordan Capri Needs A Spanking
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A strong sentiment strongly stated, yes. But perhaps one with some resonance, for the men among my readers who find that delivering frequent spankings helps maintain domestic harmony and universal good cheer in their households?

Just then the door opened and an attractive, stoutish, blonde girl entered. She had wise, kindly eyes, was dressed in black silk, and brought us cold meat and eggs with our tea. Severin took one of the latter, and decapitated it with his knife.

“Didn’t I tell you that I want them soft-boiled?” he cried with a violence that made the young woman tremble.

“But my dear Sevtchu—” she said timidly.

“Sevtchu, nothing,” he yelled, “you are to obey, obey, do you understand?” and he tore the kantchuk [whip] which was hanging beside the weapons from its hook.

The woman fled from the chamber quickly and timidly like a doe.

“Just wait, I’ll get you yet,” he called after her.

“But Severin,” I said placing my hand on his arm, “how can you treat a pretty young woman thus?”

“Look at the woman,” he replied, blinking humorously with his eyes. “Had I flattered her, she would have cast the noose around my neck, but now, when I bring her up with the kantchuk, she adores me.”

“Nonsense!”

“Nonsense, nothing, that is the way you have to break in women.”

“Well, if you like it, live like a pasha in your harem, but don’t lay down theories for me—”

“Why not,” he said animatedly. “Goethe’s ‘you must be hammer or anvil’ is absolutely appropriate to the relation between man and woman. Woman’s power lies in man’s passion, and she knows how to use it, if man doesn’t understand himself. He has only one choice: to be the tyrant over or the slave of woman. As soon as he gives in, his neck is under the yoke, and the lash will soon fall upon him.”

From Venus in Furs by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch.

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