Administrivia: Bumpy Road Ahead

Hey everyone, Spanking Blog is long overdue for a spring cleaning. The templates are old and musty, some of the links are stale, and there’s a lot of little things need cleaning up. Please bear with me over the next few days.

The biggest immediate change you may notice will be in my link structure — when I started this blog a very long time ago, I thought it was nifty to use a “target equals blank” attribute in my hrefs so that links people click on would open in new windows. That’s wrong, it annoys people, it breaks the web standard, and I hereby repent. Actually, I repented awhile ago, I’ve just been too lazy to clean up after myself. Consistent use of a bad link structure is bad enough, but inconsistent behavior when people click my links has been the de facto standard, and now I’m trying to fix it.

I’m also aware that I’ve fallen behind on finding the newer well-established spanking blogs and kinky sex blogs. If you know of a blog out there that’s been publishing frequently for at least six months that you think should be linked from Spanking Blog, please feel free to suggest it to me in the comments on this thread. My one request is that if you take the time to suggest a blog, you also take the time to write a couple of descriptive sentences explaining what you find good about it. That way I’ll be able to to tell your suggestions apart from random spam, which usually consist of links but no descriptive text. Feel free to suggest your own blog (if you’ve been active long enough) but I still want to see a few words about what makes you think it will be of interest to Spanking Blog readers.

Spanking Bench And Chamber Pot

You all know I appreciate a good spanking bench, and it looks like this young lady is in for some serious discipline. But I find the carefully-placed chamber pot to be … ominous:

tied to a bench for spanking and possible enema

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How To Flog

Now, this is how you do a proper flogging!

Mika Tan flogged in helpless bondage

Picture credit: Fucked And Bound.

Subtle Spanking Clues

I’m a guy, right? We’re not famous for picking up on subtlety.

Fortunately, Bethie knows when to abandon subtlety. It’s possible I was spending too much time last week logged into my favorite MMORPG and not enough time whacking her butt. Possible, but not certain; not, at least, until I noticed her spending several hours carefully marking and measuring and tappity-tap-tap hammering metal upholstery studs into one side of her favorite large wooden paddle:

Bethie makes a studded spanking paddle

The result is both lovely and effective. But, if that’s not a cry for some spanking attention, I dunno what would do the trick. I think I might have gotten the spankings caught up, though, because now she runs (around in a little circle before coming right back, the way she always runs) whenever I pick that thing up, and I’m back to having to tell her twice to bend over.

Her side of the story is slightly different… but only slightly.

Weeds Spanking

I’ve had people telling me I should be watching the TV show “Weeds”, but nobody warned me that there was going to be a spanking scene. Apparently the Nancy character (played by Mary-Louise Parker) has annoyed “her Mexican drug kingpin” beyond his breaking point:

spanking for Nancy from weeds

Fortunately, Fleshbot has all the details and the pertinent video clip.

Auction Block Whipping

This slave auction / whipping scene is a detail from the cover of an old British pulp novel called “Sold For Pleasure” by Jim Kent:

pleasure slave being whipped on the auction block

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Loving And Hating The Pain

Kaya at Under His Hand got a pussy spanking with a riding crop the other day (there are pictures). Her reaction made me smile, as it perfectly embodies some of the contradictory feelings about pain the you encounter in the kinky world:

I loathe pussy pain. I hate it. I hate it so much I crave it because that’s what dumbass masochists DO. So He laid me down, spread my legs and … made it hurt.

And I love/hated it. More love than hate considering that I’ve masturbated to the memory a billion times. Next time, I hope He’s even meaner.

I tried to get away but He had me locked in thumb cuffs. Who knew you could be so trapped by just your thumbs!