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Did you ever see a girl who looked more pleased with the effect of her bikini purchase? You have to wonder how much time and energy and careful scheming she put into maneuvering and tempting this fellow into winding up his spanking hand:
From Dante’s Paradiso; larger version here.
This is a parody of Lewis Carroll’s poem You Are Old, Father William, written by English spanking author Philip Kemp and found here on Devlin O’Neill’s blog:
“You’re so lovely, my darling,” the young man said,
“And your bottom is rounded and white,
Yet I think it would look even prettier red,
So you’re getting a spanking tonight.”“There’s no cause for a spanking,” his girlfriend replied,
“My behaviour has been very good,
I haven’t been bratty, or naughty, or lied;
So I really can’t see why you should.”“That’s quite true, my sweetheart,” her boyfriend agreed,
“Your behaviour’s been utter perfection,
So it isn’t a punishment, dear, that you need
But a loving erotic correction.”“That’s really not fair,” the sweet maiden demurred,
“For there’s nothing you need to correct.
Oh no, don’t shake your head! My defence should be heard,
That’s the least I’ve the right to expect.”“Oh, I’ll hear you, my angel,” he answered with glee,
“I’ll attend to each word with great care.
But I listen much better when you’re ‘cross my knee
With your bottom upended and bare.”“Oh please!” she protested, “No, don’t! Let me go!
I’ll be good! Oww, that hurts! Oh you swine!
Oww! Oh no, not the hairbrush – it’s stinging me so!
Please, your hand does the business just fine!”“Your bottom is blushing as sweetly, my dear,”
Said he, “as a rose, I assure you.
And the hot loving spanks I’ve bestowed on your rear
Are proof of how much I adore you.”“I love you, you beast,” she exclaimed with a pout,
“Though you cause my poor bottom such pain.
Come on, let’s to bed; after which, I’ve no doubt,
I shall want you to spank me again!”
I quite like the poem, enough so to tempt me in regards to Kemp’s recent book, Blushing at Both Ends.
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This might not be the most efficient spanking position, but you know there’s a great view from that angle:
A note about attributions and watermarks: This picture comes from another spanking blog, and thus I’d normally provide a link credit. Unfortunately, the owner of that blog has undertaken what I can only view as a selfish uglification program; he’s made it his practice to put a watermark or monogram on “his” images, which I find rather offensive given that these are not pictures to which he has any legitimate claim.
When it comes to vintage porn, all we bloggers are in the same boat; we don’t usually have any specific permission to publish these images and we don’t have any way to get permission from, or even to properly credit, the original photographers and publishers. So, all we can do is provide links by way of credit and thanks to whomever it was made the images available to us. Legalities aside, that’s just good karma.
But branding these images with our own URLS or logos or initials? That’s making an unwarranted and unjustifiable claim to the pictures. Worse yet, it’s a form of damage to the artistic heritage of our little kinky community. By the time I’m done using Photoshop to clean up the mess, any sense of karmic obligation I might feel to provide link credit to the perpetrator tends to have evaporated.
In my years of spanking blogging, I’ve put a ton of images on the web for the first time, and seen them spread (uncredited) all over the internet. Do I like that feeling? No; I’d sure appreciate the acknowledging gesture of a link credit. But they’re not “my” images, which is why you don’t see me slathering a spanking blog URL all over them.
The girl-on-girl theme at Whipped Ass has always struck me as a retro throwback to the 1990s, when pornographers were still a little worried about showing explicit M/f BDSM; but at its best, the site delivers some fine spankings nonetheless. This shoot is what I’m talking about:
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We are indebted to The Spank Statement for three new-to-the-web cast photos from three different Swedish productions of Kiss Me Kate. Here’s my favorite:
Of it, Valdor writes:
The next one comes from the start of the same decade, 1961. It’s also from a Stockholm production and shows a handsome and devilish looking Petruchio played by Sture Lagerwall spanking Maj-Britt Nilson. It’s the intimate eye contact between spanker and spankee that makes this one special.
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I don’t know my superheroes as well as I ought, but this looks like a painful spanking all the same:
From Usenet.
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