Skilled Wank-O-Scope Operator

Anybody who has spent any time writing an adult blog has probably received a communication — usually an email or an irrelevant blog post comment — from somebody who writes at length about their own highly-specific fantasy and then fishes for some kind of detailed feedback. I get these all the time at Spanking Blog, deleting them left and right. I’ve long suspected there’s a fetish out there — perhaps related to exhibitionism — for describing one’s kink to a stranger, and/or engaging them in conversation about it, or somehow inducing them to write about it. “Hey, would you write me some wank material please?” (Only, they usually don’t even say “please”.)

For some reason the people who have this fetish (or, at least, the ones I hear from) seem to have issues with comprehending boundaries and appropriate contexts, which tends to make their missives seem creepy, weird, inappropriate, gross, or some combination of these. Understand, I’m not talking about the people who comment on a blog post to share the hot ideas it gave them or their own accounts of doing something similar; that’s just normal conversation in this context. Nope, I’m talking about people who dive deep into the goopy details of their own detailed fantasy, without anything to contexualize the conversation or explain why they foolishly imagine I might want to participate in it with them.

If you’re not following me, Mistress Matisse has just republished a classic example of the genre, plus her inimitably humorous response. And, yes, it’s an “I need a spanking” email in its broadest outlines…

Redressing The Scourge Of Bachelorhood

Do you suppose the bachelor in question will find a use for his foppish cane?

exhibition of the league against bachelors

Spanking The Office Help

I know. I am a fully-briefed progressive and modern citizen. I have been informed. One is not, repeat NOT, supposed to spank the office help. It’s unprofessional, and it’s a tort. Hands off.

But…in that case, is it fair, is it just, to be offered such irresistible temptations?

naked office worker begging for a swat while filing maps and plats

Image via vintage.

Humiliating Bondage And Brutal Spanking

As is often the case, recent galleries from Lupus Spanking are almost too harsh for this blog. But if you like to combine humiliating and helpless bondage exposure with really severe and ass-bruising spankings, they’ll take your breath away.

The story starts in this gallery with three miscreants forced to report for a pre-punishment enema:

cleaning out three girls before a brutal bondage spanking

Then they are tied to a sort of bench, with their heads to the wall and their ankles attached to the same wall above their faces. Their exposure has to be seen to be believed.

The next gallery shows these helpless young ladies being spanked, hard, with a sort of round wooden paddle that’s got a hole in the middle. “Ouch” doesn’t even start to convey the intensity.

As for myself, I want one of those benches. But once I had Bethie secured to it, I think I’d get distracted from spanking her long before her bottom ever got that sore…

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Rosy Red Riding Cropped Bottom

This excellent scene of a riding crop well plied is from Pain Toy via Kinky Delight (click the image for large version):

bottom spanked with riding crop until it is rosey red

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ID This Japanese Movie?

A reader sent me this YouTube movie clip link with a request for help identifying the movie it comes from. The clip involves a fully-clothed, very emotional caning scene, from which this is a screen capture:

caning scene from Japanese movie

We’ve got this for a title: 신풍의론도

If you’ve got any information, please comment!

Rope Bondage Spanking

Several tight loops of rope around wrist and elbows is a very effective way of keeping Emma Heart from interfering with her own spanking:

blonde girl in bondage is well spanked

(Click image or here for larger uncropped version.)

From this Sex And Submission gallery, in which you can also see that this lovely model has a very expressive face.