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A spanking controversy out of Mexico:

Mexican singer Alejandro Fernandez has gotten tangled up in controversy thanks to a track on his new album, “Dos Mundos.” In the song “Unas Nalgadas,” Fernandez moans about wanting to spank the woman who done him wrong – with cactus pads, no less.

Some women might relish the thought of being in the clutches of the mariachi heartthrob – my wife’s hand goes up here. But Malu Micher, director of the Institute for Women in the (Mexico City) Federal District, says the tune promotes violence against women.

“How sad that Mr. Fernandez, who already has a reputation as a womanizer, now comes out with some spankings toward women,” she says, according to People en Español. “He doesn’t only confirm that macho is normal, but it invites the condition to continue.”

Fernandez says the playful tune is being misunderstood.

Remember when Ludwig’s Germanically-precise blogging schedule got blown out of the water after he got harvested by his new Klingon bit of fluff? (Boy, am I glad I’m safely the wrong side of an ocean after talking about Kaelah that way, but I just couldn’t resist the improbable phrasing.) Well, at least we know he (and she) have been busy. The latest evidence? A very nice picture of a caned Kaelah, here. Ludwig says:

It started out as a casual trying out of a new cane, a very thin and flexible kooboo specimen, which I had never used on Kaelah before. I gave her twelve moderate strokes with that one, not too light, not too hard. Then another twelve moderate ones with a dragon cane – I don’t care much for dragon canes myself (too rigid), but I wanted to show the direct contrast between the heavy, blunt implement and the lighter, sharper one. We were cruising along nicely by this point and as the saying goes, all good things are three, so we decided to do yet another dozen, with a regular ratten cane which Kaelah already knew well. It’s my favourite type and falls between the other two in terms of size, rigidity and sensation. The strokes I dished out were somewhat harder this time, gradually increasing in force, and quite hard by the end.

I was about to end the session there, when Kaelah asked me if the last couple of strokes had already been Mood-style severity. “Not quite…” I replied, and instructed her to stand in a different position, in a different part of the room where I had more space to swing. I then gave her another four with the rattan cane, pretty much full force. Three times twelve plus four equals 40, which would be a nice round number to stop. Kaelah gasped and winced under the Mood-style strokes, a little more than previously, but she was still remarkably resilient. “Call me crazy,” she said afterwards, “but they were almost easier to bear, because they feel more blunt somehow…”

“So, you want more, then?” I quipped, mildly incredulous by this point. The reply was silence. I operate by the ground rule that silence denotes agreement (except in cases where it obviously doesn’t), so I positioned myself anew and took aim: “Alright, we’ll make it a full 50!” I added ten final strokes, once again, at full force.

See Also:

• Ludwig Plus Kaelah
• Ludwig And The Cattle Prod

I continue to collect sexually-explicit spanking pics for your, ah, viewing pleasure. The ones this week are from Sex And Submission, and if the direct link does not work, retry it a few times (this often works) or hit the source link and find it manually (you won’t regret this):

• He’s three fingers deep in Seven’s red bottom ( source )
• She’s anally hooked and caned ( source )
• Anal fucking Julie Knight’s welted and red bottom ( source )
• Riding crop *smack* on her clitoris ( source )
• Holly Stevens is well exposed for the short crop ( source )

See Also:

• Explicit BDSM Views
• Whipped And Fucked: Two Explicit Views
• Pussy Spanking And Caning
• A Spanking From A Naked Man
• Sex And Submisssion And Spanking

Another gem from Usenet:

The suite of BDSM fantasies embodied in the new “lifestyle BDSM fancy household” site The Upper Floor are not particularly my thing, but I am pleased to know that the girls in service there are not exempt from a good spanking:

Moreover, it would appear that returning to bed is not an option for a spanked girl who lives on The Upper Floor:

See Also:

• Caning Kait And Jessie
• A Spanking BJ On The Upper Floor
• Cane, Incoming
• Cherry Torn On A Spanking Bench
• Spanking Cherry Torn

Given that I have myself not only blogged about finding kinky people in various ways, but I’ve even blogged about Mistress Matisse’s advice on finding kinky people, I found myself in sympathy with her mildly sarcastic (cough cough) remarks in response to a suggestion that she’d provided insufficient info on the matter, leaving it, her correspondent asserted, “completely unanswered”. I’m in sympathy, yes, even unto the tone:

Completely unanswered? Oh yes, my goodness me, how could I have overlooked that? I suppose it’s because in the five-plus years I’ve been blogging (not to mention nine years of Stranger columns), no one has ever asked me where to meet other kinky people. Ever. It’s a complete non-issue. Every other kinky person in the world is born knowing this, and if you don’t – well, I’m sorry, but I’m afraid you’re clearly not kinky.

All right, all right, that’s not very nice of me, is it? But my dear man, you must understand, I have given far more than hints on this subject. This is one of the two most-frequently-asked questions I get, and I have not merely touched on it – no, I have manhandled it. I have spanked it. I have shaken it by the scruff of the neck. I daresay I have thrown this question to the floor, kicked it around, ridden it until it was exhausted, and put it away wet.

I am far from the only sex blogger who has addressed this question, by the way. It was sloppy seconds long before I came (so to speak) on the scene. So for you to offer me a date with it, as if it were a virgin – well, that arouses my sarcastic side. Sorry, it’s an occupational hazard.

When in doubt, Google. Sheesh, you would think they were handing out internet licenses like free candy bars or something these days.

I don’t have an attribution for this, because I found it on Usenet:

I’m fairly sure it’s commercial porn — though probably not primarily spanking porn– and I’d like to know who made it because of the excellent joyous expressions on the faces of the models.

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• The Tale Of The Loitering Schoolgirl
• Punished In Plaid Skirts
• Spanking Those Big California Schoolgirls
• Girls School Lesbians, Punished