Best Spanking Over-Reaction

OK, we’ve all seen the bad spanking porn where the model starts yelling and screaming like a stuck piglet when she gets the first gentle tap on her bottom, right? So you’ll understand why, at first glance, I thought EverythingButt.com’s Tara Lynn Fox was going a little overboard with her facial reaction in this picture:

spanking over-reaction

Just look at that face, as she receives one little left-handed bottom pat. In fact, I think I’ll turn on my magic CSI-image-enhancing computers, zoom in on her face, and illuminate it a little bit:

detail of Tara Lyn Fox\'s spanking face

But then I paused in my scoffing long enough to wonder: What’s the girl behind her (January Seraph) doing with her right hand? Maybe the answer to that question would explain the facial expression?

Sadly, the available free promotional photos don’t answer the question. The answer to this mystery is for subscribers only!

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Whipping Her Tender Bits

I found this on Usenet:

pussy whipped in bondage

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Spanking As A Financial Metaphor

Trawling the web for spanking goodies as I do for this blog, I am frequently amused by the non-sexual ways in which spanking is used metaphorically. There’s a ton of it in sports, but today I discovered this rare gem from the normally-staid world of financial writing:

Why They’re Billionaires And You’re Not

Two reports came out this week: Forbes’ annual World’s Billionaires list, and the Federal Reserve’s Flow of Funds, which tracks average household net worths. Compare the two, and you get a nice snapshot of how billionaires fared in 2009 versus us mere mortals.

And to put it mildly, they gave us a pants-down spanking.

The combined net worth of the world’s billionaires rose to $3.6 trillion, up from $2.4 trillion the year before…

Balcony Caning

From Girl’s Boarding School:

caned on the balcony

public balcony punishment

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Spanked Wife, Stanton Style

Here’s another spanking scene that I’m fairly sure is by Eric Stanton. Given the scenarios he was fond of, this is probably a couple of married couples spending a “quiet evening” at home:

female spanking art by Eric Stanton

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Medically Beneficial Spanking

But then again, aren’t they all?

kinky medical checkup

medical spanking

From Lupus Spanking.

The Long Spanking

If the look of hopeless suffering on our poor girl’s face didn’t explain how much trouble she’s in, the fact that her mistress has brought a total of five switches tells us what we need to know:

suffering a very long spanking

If she plans to wear them all out — and that looks to be the idea — somebody’s going to have a very sore bottom tomorrow.