When Librarians Attack

They were talking about librarian sex over on ErosBlog last week. But what happens when sexy librarians turn predatory?

a predatory amber rayne moves in on cute and cuddly amai liu

It turns out they’ve encountered this “problem” at Whipped Ass. The first symptoms, of course, are hair pulling and spanking:

librarian hair-pulling and spanking

That’s never the end of it, though. Before you know it, the big strap-on dildos come out, and those things need lubricating!

Amai Liu sucks a very large strapon dildo to lubricate it before she\'s ravished with it

Yes. Yes, they do:

kinky librarian taking advantage of helpless library patron

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She Loves Her Master

I don’t actually have a direct link for this, but my gut is telling me it comes from Post Secret, the sometimes-brilliant blog that invites people to share uncomfortable truths:

happy sex slave

I like it, of course, because I like anything that features kinky people who are clearly happy with themselves and their fun.

All Trussed Up And Nowhere To Go

Nowhere to escape her belt spanking punishment, that is!

inescapable belt spanking

Found on Erectus via Kinky Delight.

The Enema-Spanking Geography Teacher

I found a campy and hilarious spanking photo from the California Star people that I just could not resist sharing. It starts off normally enough, with a geography-teacher type administering a ruler spanking to a girl who can’t stop laughing:

ruler spanking from the geography teacher

He must have been unimpressed with her reaction, because he wheels out the enema stand with a triumphant grin. “Laugh at me, will ya? Let’s see if you laugh at this!”

the triumphant presentation of the enema bag

And, indeed, when the spanking resumes, she no longer appears to be laughing:

spanked while holding in an enema

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Cutest Drop-Seat PJs Ever

There’s a reason that most bloggers have adopted an “easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission” sharing-and-remixing culture. And the reason is, we’re enthusiasts. We see something really cool, the true and original source is unknown and undiscoverable, and so we balance the communal pleasures of sharing against the usually-slight risk that republishing something (that’s already all over the internet) will offend someone. Weighed on this balance, sharing often wins.

Today, the example is this pretty woman in these oh-so-cute snap-flap drop-seat Playboy bunny-logo pajamas:

drop-seat-PJs

cute girl posing in dropseat pajamas

drop seat undies with the spanking flap down

I found her via a random Tumblr and then searched out more photos in the series here.

Copyright grumps may snarl in the comments if they like. I say, it cried out for sharing.

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Non-Sexual Blowjobs

Spanking Blog has long taken an editorial position of gentle mockery for all of the people who bend over backwards claiming that spanking isn’t kinky. Apparently self-identifying as kinky causes these people great physical pain in their petards. And I’m like: “Get over it! You’re kinky! And there’s nothing wrong with that.”

I take a similar view with the subset of the spanking kink community who claims that for them, there’s nothing sexual about spanking. I can’t actually contradict these people, because there’s no easy way to measure their arousal (men in this category usually don’t take off their pants) but I don’t generally believe them, either. It’s not that I think they are lying; it’s just, I’m not sure they haven’t fallen into one of several comfortable self-deceptions. There’s no profit in making this claim — it only generates contradiction, plus pissing people off — but whenever I hear a “nothing to do with sex” claim, I typically retain a reserve of quiet internal skepticism.

All of which leads me to the gem of an article Zille DeFeu has found. In fine, she’s found someone arguing at length for the concept of the non-sexual blowjob after a spanking.

No, that phrase doesn’t make any more sense to me than it probably makes to you. Zille’s take is lengthy and entertaining, though. Enjoy!

Welty Links Saturday

Is it welty outside? No? Well it sure is in here:

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