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According to a biography of actress Linda Darnell, she once got a spanking from director Douglas Sirk while filming the movie Summer Storm:

One particularly bad day, the director had shot sixteen takes of an important scene in a greenhouse. Linda grew tired, embarrassed, and was almost in tears. Finally Sirk ordered, “Everybody take a breather.”

Putting his arm around Linda’s shoulder, he said, “Now I want you to relax.”

Suddenly he yanked her across his knee and and spanked her hard. “Now go out there and do the scene right,” he snapped.

The spanking so shocked and infuriated her that she went back on set and made the scene one of the best in the picture.

“After that, Sirk and I got along better than ever” she said.

Found on the Chross forums.

What does she want? You’re at Spanking Blog, you do the math. And when does she want it? NOW!

Her name is Cathy, and she’s one of the beauties from Errotica-Archives.

Bondage and riding crops totally do mix:

Shall we zoom in?

That position works even better without the panties, I do declare!

From a shoot at The Training Of O.

See Also:

• Cropping Her Thighs
• Riding Crop Spanking
• A Riding Crop For Her Breasts
• Pussy Spanking And Caning
• Upside Down Pussy Whipping

If you think puppy play is fun and you read this blog, you might like this Whipped Women photo of a punished puppy-girl in a begging posture.

Her welts are… notable.

This comic had a boring vanilla caption when I found it. Her posture, her red cheeks, his lecturing finger… I think we can do better.

Taking suggestions in the comments.

Update: My favorite is the caption suggested by commenter Don Belmont:

“Ze color is pale. I think ve need to continue treatment…”

Thanks everybody for your great suggestions, there were a lot of funny ones!

So Hermione and Ron were conducting spanking science experiments the other day with the spray bottle, to test the old “does a wet bottomed spanking hurt more?” theory:

“Let’s start with a dry bottom so I can compare the feeling,” I said as I bent over the end of the bed. Ron eagerly followed my instructions with the leather paddle, and he soon had me squirming. After my bottom was nicely warm and glowing, he put down the paddle and picked up the spray bottle. I felt the rush of water on the back of my head and the sound of spray in my ears.

“Not my head!” I protested. “My bottom!” The spray was redirected and it cooled my hot cheeks. The paddling that followed hurt, but I couldn’t say that it hurt any more (and certainly not less) than the dry paddling.

Obviously more research is needed!

See Also:

• More Bathroom Spankings
• The Cane On Oiled Skin
• Wet Nipple Spanking

Did you know that Spanking Blog is all about fashion, now?

Apparently so.

I just got a mass email from someone “hoping to get the support of fashion bloggers like yourself” and offering me eighty bucks up front via PayPal if only I would blog in support of his ugly-mukluk promotion.

I could use the eighty bucks, but… er, no.

I can be bribed. Back before sex toy reviews on blogs got too overdone, I used to get a fair few spanking toys for review, and it usually earned a blog post for the sender. But there are sharp limits on what that sort of bribery get get you. In the editorial section of the blog, it can get you my attention and links, but only if your product is of specific interest to the spanking community.

For everything else, that’s what the display ads are for.

Meanwhile, in some alternate universe, you’re all reading a post on Spanking Blog about the wonders of wearing ugly mukluks and going “What the fuck?” And in that alternate universe, I’m not here, because Bethie and I are having a big lunch and an afternoon out on the mukluk money…