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I am still stunned that tonight’s Big Bang Theory (episode title was “The Fish Guts Displacement”) ended with a funny, sweet, awkward disciplinary spanking scene between Sheldon and Amy.

Let’s set the scene. Amy had the flu. She guilt-tripped Sheldon into taking care of her, and she enjoyed that so much (she got him to rub Vicks Vapo-Rub all over her chest, and she made Sheldon “help” her take many baths) that she continued pretending to be sick after she had (in truth) recovered. But eventually Sheldon discovered her ruse, and she was busted.

Amy: “I feel terrible I did this.”

Sheldon: “It pains me to say it, but I think some form of penalty is in order, so as to discourage this type of behavior in the future.”

Amy: (She sighs, looks hangdog) “I suppose that’s fair. What do you suggest?”

Sheldon: “In a perfect world, I’d lock you in a stockade in the public square. But that probably requires a permit.”

Amy: (channeling Br’er Rabbit) “I could not be allowed to go the next Star Trek movie…”

Sheldon: “Oh, that seems overly harsh! You gave into a human weakness, you didn’t kill a man.” (pause) “You know, it’s tad old-school, but my father was not one to spare the rod when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.”

Amy: (She speaks in a small but clearly anticipatory voice) “Are you saying you wanna spank me?”

Sheldon: “I don’t want to! But it looks like…you left me no choice!”

Amy: (She covers her mouth with her hand) “That’s true.” (Long pause before she resumes in a husky voice, emphasizing every word) “I’ve been a very bad girl.” (She shrugs, helplessly.)

Sheldon: “Are you prepared to receive your punishment?”

Amy: (She nods) “One second. I want to put on some music.”

Sheldon: “Why?”

Amy: “I don’t want to disturb the people next door while you discipline me.” (She gestures with a remote control; sexy music comes on.)

Sheldon: “Very well then.” (He pats his knees, moves closer on the couch.) “Get over my knee! Let’s begin.”

Amy: (She crawls over Sheldon’s lap wearing her ruffled flannel nightgown. He swats her once, very lightly. She wriggles her butt, grins with obvious pleasure.) “Oh, my!”

Sheldon: “Excuse me! You’re not supposed to be enjoying this.”

Amy: “Then maybe you should spank me harder.

Sheldon: “Maybe I will!” (He gives her a very robust swat.)

Amy: “Oooh ooh, ooh!”

(fade to credits)

Update: And now, it’s on YouTube!

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From Long Dozen:

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A very old domestic discipline scene courtesy of Fredillo, titled La Correction Maternelle:

Don’t forget to click for a bigger view!

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I hate to give viral “punch” to a mainstream product by running a free commercial, but this one is both funny and relevant to (some of) our interests. Featuring a Scotsman who’s deadly with a thin ribbon of flexible steel:

This went by on ErosBlog a while back. Inspired by witnessing a buff fellow take a puny-looking flogging, Tynan volunteered for a bit more:

I asked her, “Can you flog a gay-boy, Mistress?”

“Hell yes! How hard can you take it?”

I gritted my teeth, half expecting to regret saying it but also determined to show Fabio what a gay boy can take. “I’ve been flogged until I’ve bled before.”

Mistress Mara just SMILED and secured my wrists to the shackles in the ceiling.

Being that it was the end of the night, it was a pretty fast flogging. But that doesn’t mean she went light on me. It was tough to remember to yell “Thank you MISTRESS” as opposed to my usual “Thank you SIR” or “Thank you MASTER”. It hurt, but like I said, I was determined to demonstrate what this gay boy is made of.

Competitive spanking (and whipping) scenarios have always amused me in fantasy, but you don’t encounter them too often in real life. I’m suddenly having thoughts of a spanko speed dating scenario that would allow competitive types to strut their stuff. A bunch of single spankees on spanking benches, single spankos moving down the line, three swats (or cane strokes) per visit, keep up the round-robin until all the spankees have abandoned the position. Now that we’ve broken the ice, we can have cocktails and a social mixer and a mass bottom-lotioning…

There is that moment when the warmth of his hand is gone and in those fleeting seconds I brace myself, ready for him. The sound of his hand on me fills the room, creating an invisible slow clapping audience around us.

From Erotica: Framework at Cliterati.

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At Real Time Bondage, the girls are on camera live and the members decide what happens to them. Or, sometimes, make them do stuff. Which is how Nyssa found herself shackled to the floor with an array of painful spanking toys, being made to whip and paddle herself harder than she might have preferred:

What’s arresting about these Real Time Bondage pics is that she seems to have spanked herself hard enough to make herself cry. I would have thought that was — like tickling yourself — impossible, or at least very rare and difficult.

I’ve seen lots of spanko accounts of folks spanking themselves for experimentation, or out of complete kinky desperation when they didn’t have access to kinky partners. And sometimes a long distance spanking relationship gets “enhanced” by a little private webcam time where this sort of play can happen. So, how about it, self-spankers? Can you do it hard enough to make yourself cry?

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