Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

In some obscure would-be caliphate sprung up in an obscure former Soviet republic, there was a great concern about the uncontrolled sexuality of unmarried women. But denunciations of impious lewd young women were fewer than the authorities wanted. That’s when they hit upon an innovation: a man who denounced a woman for lewd behavior would — if she failed her virginity test — henceforth be permitted to administer her lashings himself. Then, indeed, did the denunciations start rolling in!

From Her First Punishment.

See Also:

• Moscow Girls Spanked
• The Pain Of A Caned Red-Head
• Her Unhappy Faces
• The Pain Of A Good Strapping
• Ouch Ouch!

Do I enjoy having welts from a good caning to run my fingers over when I’m doing this?

Why yes. Yes I do.

See Also:

• Hand Spanking The Caned Girl
• Rosebud And Red Welts
• Boning A Criss-Cross Caned Bottom

Q, writing on Tamar’s blog here, has a world view very much aligned with my own:

I can’t even remember what we’d been up to that day but I wandered into the bedroom after her because hell, she’s pretty and I like watching her butt. Moreso when it’s all red and welty but what the hell, I’ll take it any way. She was doing something, and wham. I just whacked her on the butt, as one does. She yells, she turns to me, and she has this indignant little look on her face, and puts up her hands to stop me with the most -adorable- little “Yipe!”

I went to whack her again on the butt and she made that oh-so-common mistake of thinking “Please don’t!” means anything but “Hit harder!” So I grab her around the waist and -whapwhapwhap- start wailing on her rear end like it’s a bongo drum. She kicks, she flails, she wails beautifully, and then I let her go. And then she gives me that look again. That indignant look.

So, since I love a repeat performance, I haul her over the bed and start to whack her more, whackity whackity. Within a short time her pants are around her ankles and I’m pounding at bare ass and -man- there is no comparison. Clothed butt? -whumpwhumpwhump-. Bare? -SLAPSLAPSLAP-. It’s such a better sound, and I think it’s a sign that man was not meant to spank clothed butts.

Man was not meant to spank clothed butts. Indeed not.

I don’t know if any of you have noticed the interesting video tutorials recently on offer from Kink University. The most recent is called Impact Play: Spanking And Implements and it features Danarama demonstrating spanking methods with model Cadence Cross.

The advertised contents for the 48 minutes of tutorial video are as follows:

See how you can safely and sensually perform the impact play described in Fifty Shades of Grey. Danarama and Cadence Cross demonstrate how to deliver pleasurable pain, using spanking (including advanced positions), as well as implements like a cane, flogger, riding crop, and belts. Also learn the science behind the pleasurable effects of sensual pain, including brain chemistry, and how to use that to create a mind-blowing experience for your partner.

Alternating the powerful Magic Wand vibrator (as seen here) with the blows of a hard spanking is one of my favorite things to do:

Too many “how to spank her” videos keep themselves boringly chaste, perhaps in hope that YouTube won’t delete them. The folks at Kink University do not make that mistake, giving us the sort of spanking views and angles I recognize fondly from my own play with Bethie:

Kink University is a membership site with new kink-tutorial videos released weekly. But if a monthly fee doesn’t work for you, it’s possible just to buy access to a single shoot like this one.

See Also:

• How To Use A Singletail Whip
• The Pussy Hold -- Seriously?
• How To Beat Your Wife
• How To Flog
• How To Ask For A Spanking
• Spanking and Her G-Spot

One often hears of spanking models worrying about bruising, because they are expected to appear at every shoot as if they have never been spanked. I’m sure there is good commercial logic behind that. But as Calico Lane says: “Bruises are what happens when two people with mutual desires enjoy each other. That desire is not a thing you can buy.” When I see a fun-related bruise, it makes me smile.

See Also:

• Spanking Bruise Pictures
• Calico's Bruises
• Calico Says: Arnica Is Fail
• Bruises To Be Proud Of

Here’s some cute self-administered aftercare for a girl who has just gotten a very hard spanking. When your bottom is hot and throbbing and feels like it’s three times its normal size, this probably feels pretty good:

See Also:

• Three Sore Bottoms (Rub Rub Rub)
• Post-Caning Humiliation
• Blazing Bottom
• Caned In The Snow
• Red Bottomed Girls

When you are the infamous Marquis de Sade, sometimes you just can’t fill your daily whipping quota unless you line up those tender bottoms in an efficient row:

From the cover of an old Italian fumetti.

See Also:

• Caning By The Numbers
• Italian Spanking Comic
• Whipping In The Classics
• The Marquis de Sade's Cocoa Habit
• Whipping Up A Good Time