Zapper Paddle Catch
Dale loves to play the game of “zapper paddle catch” with his wife Pale:
She never can seem to resist catching the zapper paddle…
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Action And Reaction: Zapper Paddle Edition
TikTok has a lot of so-called “couples humor” videos that I don’t find very funny. Call me old-fashioned, but when two people are playing house together, whether blessed by the formal state of matrimony or not, I feel as if their first obligation is to be partners to one another, which to me means loyalty above all. Painful pranks, it seems to me, breach that duty of loyalty, especially when reaching out to one another for closeness and affection. So this? Structurally funny, but not emotionally funny:
If I ever got a cruel surprise like that while trying to snuggle, I can’t say what I’d actually do, but I know my impulse would be to take that zapper paddle away and reenact this scene (minus the degrading body writing) from an old Tumblr .gif:
Am I a grumpy old meanie? Probably…
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Blonde Tests Zapper Paddle
The blend of exhilaration, fear, pain, and joy when this blonde woman tests her bug zapper paddle the hard way — and finds out that electroshock hurts, but somehow it’s fun — is a pure delight to behold.
I love how the male voice offscreen tells her to “make sure it’s on low” and it turns out to not be on low.
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Labia Zapper Paddle
As if the electric zapper paddle were not a sufficiently cruel BDSM toy, the refinement of adding dangling stainless steel electrically-conductive clothespins so that the shock can be brought in where the paddle won’t reach? That, my friends, is genius-level evil:
Photo is from back in the day at Wired Pussy, now available via Kink.com.
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Zapper Paddle Spanking
Those electric zapper paddles they used to sell as novelty mosquito killers had a lengthy vogue as kinky sex toys before the design was made “safer” and much less fun for kinksters:
These photos capture Adriana Chechik near the start of her porn career, doing a famous live show for Electrosluts (a Kink Prime channel) that featured her squirting out multiple fear-orgasms while being cattle-prodded. I guess she likes electricity and/or pain!
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Zapper Paddle Tit Spanking
OK, so the infamous zapper paddle ought to work fine for tit spanking, if you don’t mind being a little bit cruel (or a lot cruel). But it does seem like it would be polite to avoid her metal nipple jewelry:
Photo is from Shadow Slaves.
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Menaced With The Zapper Paddle
Isis sure seems to enjoy tormenting Sinnamon with the electric zapper paddle in these photos from Wired Pussy:
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