That Old Self-Spanking Machine
If you’ve ever typed “spanking machine” into a search engine — and who among us has not? — you’ve probably seen images of this ancient self-spanking device that seems to have been built and sold for initiations and rituals at fraternities and fraternal orders, like Masonic lodges and such. I don’t really understand that culture, but the device turns up all over in supply catalogs from the early 20th century, and various musty museums too:

Recently, however, I found a tiny snippet of video from someone who appears to be fucking around in the artifacts of an old fraternal hall somewhere, and gives us a demo of the spanking machine:
Kapow!
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