Spanking Blog: Adult Erotic Spanking At Its Best

Bethie and I finally found time to watch our review copy of Lucinda’s Confessions, the latest spanking movie from Spanking Epics. We found it to be a solid and enjoyable production.

Like the first two movies from Spanking Epics, Lucinda’s Confessions delivers believable spankings set in a much stronger story framework than is standard for the genre. Although the acting (especially the voicework) still has room to improve before you’ll be able to forget that the lines are being delivered from a script, the characters, costumes, humor, and story are all miles above anything else I’ve seen lately. Better yet, the spankings are strong and (mostly) believable without ever becoming brutal (this movie will not satisfy those looking for strong welts or severe marking).

Lucinda’s Confessions is “framed” within a modern office setting, and consists of the imaginings of a magazine writer who works on an erotic story after hours. The story itself involves a Victorian-ish setting featuring stock characters: the orphaned nearly-adult protagonist, her distantly-related wealthy male guardian, her severe governess, and her tutor. Upon joining this household, Lucinda quickly finds that her behavior is not up to expected standards, and in consequence she perforce must endure a wide variety of spankings and canings.

The spanking in this movie is better done than in earlier efforts by Spanking Epics, in the sense that there is a better match between the severity of the spankings and the reactions of the spankees. (You knew the governess would not escape unspanked!) There is less of the “Tappity-tap pat pat YEOUCH!” over-acting that’s too common in spanking movies, and the bottoms on display redden so quickly and so well there can be little doubt that the spankings are felt.

Lucinda’s Confession alsos delivers a small frisson of delight for those who enjoy ageplay, in that Lucinda, though an adult young woman, is at one point forced to wear the clothes of a much younger girl and is treated as a child to emphasize how unacceptable the household finds her childish behavior. As part of this treatment, the governess shaves off Lucinda’s pubic hair with a straight razor, which is (to put it mildly) quite visually arresting:

Pussy shaving fans will greatly enjoy this scene, even if (as seems likely) there’s nothing actually being shaved by that dramatic blade except a generous quantity of shaving foam.

If you’re used to spanking movies that pretend sex does not exist, you may be suprised by scenes like the shaving scene mentioned above, a fairly explicit female masturbation scene, or a scene in which Lucinda discovers that she can orgasm while being spanked. I found these scenes to be a refreshing departure from the almost prudish attitude that’s common in spanking porn.

I won’t spoil your enjoyment of the movie with a scene-by-scene plot analysis, but I can safely say there’s a happy ending. And of course, I’m looking forward to the next effort from Spanking Epics.

Here’s another in the long line of silly flash spanking games: Spank The Booty.

At least it’s a very handsome booty.

Thanks to Flo for emailing the link.

Thanks to Ulrich-Dieter for sending along a much larger scan of the flogging penance woodcut from a few days ago:

If there’s anybody who is really good at reading and explaining obsolete English, the text balloon could use a better transcription than we have so far….

Stumbled across this softcore picture floating around on the internet. So far as I know, Jordan Capri hasn’t done any actual spanking photosets — but doesn’t it look like she’d enjoy it?

Update: I was wrong! She has done spanking scenes!

See Also:

• Sorority Spankings

I don’t know much about this blog, because I haven’t taken the time to sic Google Translate on it. But it appears to be a Spanish-language spanking blog: Spanking Blogia. It’s visually entertaining, with lots of little pictures I haven’t seen before:

And what is spanking without a little histrionismo?

If you enjoy the look on a girl’s face when she’s getting spanked, you’ll like the third movie clip in this gallery from Spanked Cutie. She winces and cries out most convincingly as she recieves several strokes with a big leather strap:

Gallery via Spank Slaves Spanking TGP.

The title of this piece is “Penance” and I suppose that’s as good an excuse as a monk needs to flog a pretty girl:

Does anybody have this woodcut in a larger size?

Remember John from Leather Thorn Paddles? We’re still enjoying the strap and paddle we bought from him, that I talked about here.

But apparently he rather enjoyed all the orders you good folk sent him after you read our reviews of the strap and paddle. And he noticed that Bethie was coveting a schoolmaster’s strap, after Patty explained why one was worth coveting, viz:

I was sent to get the rattan loop cane and the thin school master strap; two of the most serious implements in his arsenal. Fred went back to making supper.

I ate supper after being given 30 solid “you have earned this” whipping licks with the strap. This schoolmaster strap is more than a quarter of an inch thick, and less than a half an inch wide. It packs all of the deep fire breathing tissue shearing assault of a cane without the deeper later effects. It can be used longer and harder with almost none of the risk of damage but virtually all of the agony of a caning. 30 full force and without any stops is a lot!

After supper, I cleaned the kitchen.

So anyway, John offered to do some testing and see if he could come up with a design for such a strap. And then he sent me one, gratis, along with a short pocket version for OTK goodness. Here they are, with a standard paint stirring stick to provide a visual scale:

Bethie still hasn’t gotten anything like 30 hard licks with this thing, but I can already tell it’s a huge hit. The long one swings hard, is easy to control, and leaves an instant red mark where it lands. A few good ones over her jeans had Bethie jumping away and squealing and clutching herself. She’s also announced in a petulant tone that she “doesn’t like it”. The effect is very much as advertised: it gets all the results of a heavy cane stroke, but without any puffy welt and without the usual risk you have of cutting the skin with the tip of a heavy cane. I’m delighted to have a strap in my arsenal that doesn’t immediately make Bethie start purring with delight — although I expect she will purr, once she gets warmed up and used to the idea.

Meanwhile, the little short strap (not quite pocket sized, but very close) is going with me on every trip we take. Like its longer cousin, it gets Bethie’s full attention, but is handy at close quarters. It’s also very controllable, making it ideal for giving her swats on tender areas not spankable with most implements. I’ve been keeping it at our computer desk and having great fun with it. (I’ve noticed that a light tap on the side of one breast makes both of her nipples stand right up through bra and shirt — a better effect than any ice cube ever dreamed of having.)

John made these straps from two layers of leather — one layer consisting of his usual strap material and one layer of pretty red patent leather. The result is almost cute and deceptively harmless-looking. The straps are of course cut and stitched to John’s high standards (quite a bit better than anything you’ll find in a typical sex toy shop). I’d be delighted with these even if I’d paid for them.

It doesn’t look like John has added these to his web page yet, but I’m sure he’d be happy to make you one if you can’t live without it.

I had two thoughts in rapid succession when I first saw this photo:

1) Dang, now I know I don’t get invited to the right sort of parties!
2) Girl, do you know where the tip of that cane is likely to have been?

A reader sent in a link to this article on erotic spanking. It’s a bit prescriptive for my taste — for instance, I’m far from convinced that a safeword is necessary in every erotic spanking relationship — but I did like the sample conversation from a failed attempt at trying this spanking thing:

“Okay… uh… bend yourself over my knee here, and… uh… there.”

WHACK!!!!! Goes the slap of the hand.

“Ouch! That hurts!”

“Sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“No, no… it’s okay.”

“Ah… right… uh….”

WHACK!!!! The bare hand comes down again.

“Ouch! That really hurts!”

WHACK!!!! Once more.

“I said stop it! I mean it!”

Which of course puts me in mind of my favorite spanking line: “Good, it’s supposed to hurt!”

Sorry it’s been so quiet around here. I’ve been busy with a bunch of different projects, not the least of which is keeping Bethie in hand.

OK, so that’s a joke — she’s usually a very good girl even when I don’t have time to spank her — but there have been multiple spankings.

I also spent a fair amount of time helping with the tech side of getting her spanking discussion board up and running. That’s turning out to be a raging success — there are new users registering every day and lots of active discussion threads.

Plus I’m working on arranging a new server for our sites. Spanking Blog has gotten incredibly popular, and the page loading times haven’t been all they might be. That should get better soon.

Here’s a real vintage sorority paddling photo from a student newspaper:

The image it’s cropped from (found on Outdoor Spanking) includes the newspaper clipping, which explains:

The photo above, taken in 1940 at the University of Utah, shows an actual sorority paddling. Five girls, guilty of offenses such as letting their skirts rise too high, are in position and awaiting the paddle. The pledge on the right has just been swatted.

See Also:

• Good Hard Sorority Paddling
• Lesbian Sorority Spanking?
• Modern Sorority Spanking
• Sorority Spankings
• Sweet Sorority Spanking

Note to spanking newbies: Don’t panic. The pictures that follow make my jaw drop a little. You can give or get good hard spankings until hell freezes over without ever seeing a butt that looks this red and sore. The spanking kink is a big tent (just like the Republicans!) with plenty of room for everything from rosey pink bottoms all the way to colorful bruises and big puffy angry welts. If you don’t like these pictures, don’t worry about it. Nobody’s going to take away your spanking credentials or tell you “you aren’t doing it right”. I’m tempted to say “Trained driver on closed track, don’t try this at home.” But some of you are gonna try it at home, and who am I to tell you not to?

Despite the disclaimers, I know some of you will be entertained by this. Can you say “ouchies”, boys and girls? I knew you could:

After the belt comes the hairbrush:

As you doubtless already know from that inimitable style, the pictures are from Real Spankings, one of the several quality sites in the Real Spankings Pass family of spanking paysites.

I’m sure there’s probably some basic rule of politeness that one violates when one hoots with laughter at the erotic distresses of another man’s wife. Alas. Because that’s exactly what I just did, when reading about what Fred and Patty got up to with the fancy room-service sushi garnish in the form of an endless spiral of sliced fresh ginger.

Of course there are always hardships a weary traveller must endure when sojourning far from the comforts of home and one’s own familar bed and refrigerator. But ginger in a spiral? It’s terrible, I tell you. Not only is there a lot more surface area and available juice, but there’s the dreaded dangle to worry about:

So the ginger garnish was employed.

Man o Man!

Warning to all brats… go with the root raw OK! Don’t even think about the juicy lengths of peeled garnish. No matter how long and amazingly perfect they seem. The burn was immediate. It suffused into my anus and all the surrounding tissues so quickly, I gasped nore than once.

“Honey! OWWWW! Ow! Ow!.”

“That’s the way baby, Hang in there.”

Fred did not get the point! With the ginger garnish coil dangling from by bum, my hips gyrated and undulated. “Please take it out!” But there was a part that hung out. It touched other VERY vulnerable parts of me, while Fred spanked me with the wooden spoon.

Missed opportunity: they had wasabi, and Fred threatened, but it was not deployed. Maybe next time!

Here’s a gem I found while surfing this morning: Spanking Real Life. It’s a Japanese site featuring a girl whose face you never see, but whose bottom gets spanked and caned with great enthusiasm. There is some written material I can’t read, and a few photos, but the true treasure is about 25 short MPEG video clips. They are small in dimension and a bit dark in the fashion of amateur work, but there’s plenty of spanking and caning and spanko-girl-squawking (completely recognizable as such though I speak not a word of Japanese).

Check it out fast, but be gentle — unless they have a great bandwidth plan, it might not be up for long.

This looks like an entertaining Japanese title. Can anybody out there confirm if it’s as amusing as the very promising cover suggests it might be?

From Usenet.

Update: A reader emails that “If you’re going to buy it to see spankings you’ll be very, very disappointed. That is because there isn’t a single spanking taking place. The general plot of the movie is this. A teacher who no student is respecting is set up for a cruel joke/hoax and the five girls who set him up get punished for it. However the punishment have more to do with bondage/sex and nothing to do with spanking.”

New toys are fun. A couple of weeks ago Patty posted a link to Leather Thorn Paddles along with a note that the craftsmanship was very good for the price. I took a look, and the work looked good, so I ordered a paddle for Bethie and a strap for my amusement. (I’ve been wanting a big mean-looking leather strap.)

The prices weren’t cheap in the abstract — perhaps a few bucks more than generic paddles or straps ordered from a major online retailer — but I was blown away by the quality. These things are thick slabs of leather, attractively tooled and comfortable in the hand. Bethie has posted pictures on her blog and on her new spanking forum, so I won’t belabor the point. Suffice it to say that I’ve never been happier with an online toy order. (And no, I haven’t received a dime for these words of praise — Leather Thorn Paddles is not an advertiser, and I paid full price for the paddle and strap.)

The strap deserves a few more words. It’s got a handle that feels like a sword pommel when you grasp it, and it’s got the weight and size of a medium-sized wooden fraternity paddle. But, being leather, it’s got just enough flexibility to wrap in and *smack* all the way across Bethie’s bottom, rather than delivering all its energy across just a few inches the way an inflexible narrow paddle does. Swung with any vigor at all, it leaves a broad red mark and a persistant “warm spot” I can feel with my hand hours later. So far I’ve only given Bethie a few playful strokes with it. That, however, will not forever be the case….

Patty of A Creative Spanked Wife has posted a nice review of the spanking video The Schoolmaster’s Revenge (which I also liked when I reviewed it). Patty also includes some commentary about spanking video reviews in general, and makes one very good point: sites that focus on reviewing spanking videos don’t always have the best interests of the consumer in mind, and may not tell you if a video stinks.

Since I sometimes review videos on Spanking Blog (and cheerfully accept review copies from spanking video producers — consider this a big “hint hint nudge nudge” to the outfits who aren’t sending me review copies yet) I figure I owe you all a statement of my review policy.

Which is, simply: Life is too short to write bad reviews. If a video stinks, I don’t want to waste my time writing a bad review. And you won’t see the review here. Truly bad spanking videos should languish in well-deserved obscurity, without any extra attention from me.

Mind you, I’ve never seen a perfect spanking video. These are usually low-budget semi-amateur projects in the porn industry, in a niche without many experienced actors, directors, or videographers. There are always things not to like. So my strategy is to lead with what I liked about the video, then include a section on what I didn’t like, and wrap up with a summary that acknowledges the defects but emphasizes what I liked. The net result is a positive-sounding review (or I won’t write it) that also identifies whatever I didn’t like so much about the movie.

Bottom line: Video reviews are my honest opinion. I’m not for sale — or, at least, not for the retail value of a porn video.