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What a delightful idea! If she likes hand spanking, but tends to laugh it off when she gets it, you’ll want to get on board. Thanks, Matt!

Claire has found and posted the most wonderful detail from a sixteenth-century French tapestry:

Go see Claire’s post and its comments if you are having trouble translating the captions.

Wooohoo! Big news, long awaited: Bethie has finally opened the doors and turned on the lights of her new Spanking Den, a spanking forum / discussion board / bulletin board. It’s brand spanking new (heh!) so you’ll want to sign right up (posting is for registered users only, but registration is completely free) and start some spanking conversations.

I haven’t spent much time on the spanking boards since I met Bethie, especially since the board I used to frequent had some moderator trouble that made me feel like I was living in Soviet Russia. (Posts and even whole threads used to disappear without a trace, and I’d find myself questioning my own sanity: “Wasn’t there a thread about whalebone crops here yesterday?” ) Anyway, I miss the free-form exchanges and light-hearted banter that gets going on a good discussion board, so I’m hoping Bethie’s board will take off and become a roaring success. Please check it out!

There’s an entertaining “mainstream” article (by the prolific Rachel Kramer Bussel) about spanking in the May 2005 edition of Penthouse Magazine. Rachel writes at length (for a mostly vanilla audience) about the pleasures of spanking, emphasizing the fun along with the fact that it’s really not scary-kinky like some of the more rigorous BDSM practices out there.

There’s not too much that’s new in the article for commited spanking pervs like myself, but it would be an excellent introduction to the idea for (say) a man who hasn’t been into spanking. So ladies, if you’ve been trying to get your man to spank you, you might want to slide this magazine subtly into his “collection” (or, for a more direct approach, read the article aloud to him). Good luck!

And Rachel, thank you very much for the kind mention of Spanking Blog in the article. I know that the printed men’s magazines don’t have so big a readership as they did when I was a young man, but there’s still something very exciting about seeing something I did (My site! Mentioned in Penthouse!) in a magazine I’ve been “reading” (on and off) since I was thirteen.

It’s been awhile since I posted any vintage spanking photos, so here’s a nice old birching for your Sunday entertainment. Perhaps this young lady neglected to study her catechisms?

Found on alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. vintage.

On TV, you’ve seen those mass weddings the Moonies have — 30,000 people at a time getting married in a stadium. But did you know that a Moonie wedding also contains a spanking ritual? This article in Nerve has the details:

In the Indemnity Ceremony, each couple bestowed a symbolic beating to their partner. After listening to a speech detailing how we were to forget our past history with, and resentment toward, the opposite sex, we lined up two by two with several hundred members of the North American camp, in one of the concrete meeting rooms. We dressed casually in jeans and T-shirts. A few members arrived wearing short shorts and leather pants.

“The more you love your partner, the harder you will hit,” our Central Figure said. “Just imagine your spouse is a big baby.”

A three-hundred-pound brother beside us turned to his petite Japanese wife.”A VERY big baby!” he laughed.

When we reached the front, a Korean brother handed Gabriel a wooden baseball bat, watched while he whacked me three times on the backside, then handed the bat to me. We bent over to receive our blows, and were advised to hit our partner only on the buttocks and upper thighs. After this, my only physical contact with a man for over two years, I lay on my stomach on my sleeping bag, concentrating on the tingling sensation where wood had met flesh.

This caning gallery from Girls Boarding School (found at Spank Slaves) features one of those impractical spanking positions against which The Boss loves to fulminate. Unless the young lady has an iron control beyond her apparent years, she’s going to kick or twitch — and fall over in a pile of flailing limbs and upset furniture:

However, between upsets, it does make her bottom wondrously available to the cane:

The effect is clear. She’s sleeping on her stomach tonight!

Philip at Hot Action announces:

I want to take a poll of all the submissive women in the world. I want you to email me, philip[at]hotaction[dot]ca, and tell me exactly how long it’s been since you’ve had a good spanking.

(In case you’ve never had a spanking, you poor girl… tell me how long it’s been that you’ve been wanting one.)

I will compile this data, calculate the average and use it to plot an index of satisfaction vs. neglect of the attention-craving female ass.

Is Philip a mad mathematician? Or is this just a ruse, a strategem, a clever ploy to get the email addresses of women who are badly in need of a spanking?

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

A woman with a blazing red bottom, tightly tied up and getting spanked harder than ever by another woman. What’s going on here?

Just the usual shenanigans from Whipped Ass, where women are habitually mean to each other in some very convincing ways.

See Also:

• Bottom In Bondage
• A Perfect Bondage Spanking
• Spanking And Bondage
• Classic Bondage Spanking

Well, that’s how it went at Am and Dave’s house. She was grumpy at Staples, she got spanked:

When we got in, I administered 24 HARD with a wooden spoon in the kitchen - 12 per buttock - which had a somewhat beneficial effect on her (and on me), and I have just given her 50 unrelenting strokes with the bathbrush. Before I started, I told her “If you cry out, we start again. If you wiggle and try to get away we start again. If you behave in any unseemly way during this, we start again. Understood?”. She replied “Yes Sir” and then behaved impeccably during the spanking that followed. Good Girl.

Am currently is sitting at her desk on a hard wooden stool with very red and tender rear and we’re both feeling a lot more settled with each other.

What is it about women misbehaving in stores, anyway?

Here’s a short movie clip of Bettie Page getting a spanking while tied up and gagged:

Via Bondage Blog.

See Also:

• Betty Page Gets A Hairbrush Spanking
• Betty Page Spanking

I always enjoy it when Bethie blogs about one of the spankings she gets from me. But sometimes I am amazed at how different our perspective can be on some of the details. Were we even at the same spanking?

This time, I put a butt plug in her during her spanking. And it was clear that she liked it, a lot. But what she doesn’t mention was, up until that point, she didn’t seem to be enjoying the spanking very much. It was one of those spankings where she was fretful, with lots of “ouch!” and “stoppit” and “that’s too much” and general fussiness. I was mixing and matching the implements, trying to find something that would induce either her wide-eyed full attention or, better yet, the calm-with-minor-butt-wiggling that means she’s really enjoying herself.

So, when I thought of using the plug, I asked her if she wanted to play with something that would guarantee her a break in the spanking. She was naturally suspicious, but I showed her the plug, and she agreed. So I put it in, which was fun.

The instant transformation in her attitude was as dramatic as it was unexpected. She went from fretting to calmly enthusiastic in three strokes of the tawse. All resistance was gone, and she immediately began to enjoy herself. Normally I don’t use the heavy strap for long, but this time she seemed to soak up and enjoy as much as I cared to give her. I’ve almost never seen her enjoy it so much. We’ll definately be doing that again!

Patty from A Creative Spanked Wife writes about a figging and spanking she got last week, when it was his turn:

I stripped nude in the kitchen, carved and peeled the ginger root, bent over and lay on the dining room table while I was spanked hard with his hand and then a wood spoon and then the ginger root was pressed into my anus.

The spanking was exquisite…. His domination sent me into a very blissful place… The ginger root threatened all of it. My mind simply can’t collect the burn and urgently desperate primal panic it induces and put it in it’s disciplinary place… or for that matter it’s sensually disciplinary place… at least not until Fred takes my panic and discomfort and plays with it.

“Take it out! Please take it out!”

But it stays, as it should, its infusing spreading desperately painful heat compels both compliance and rebellion.

Fred pre-empted any and all fight over the root. This was just a small part of ‘his turn.’

With the ginger still inside me I was given the tawse for whining, then the school master strap for failing to stay on top of due dates., the cane for arguing and his hand for an extended session because he needed to make an intimate impression..

It was his turn for release. He had several points to make.

I couldn’t help myself, even though the ginger root found my panic button. Fred’s dominance and the spanking found my eros button. My first orgasm was a bit wimpy, a couple of spasms I hardly felt. But the next two were explosive. They were all induced by spanking.

I like how Fred makes her peel and carve her own ginger. Sort of like the old “Go outside and cut me a switch!” game….

Women sometimes ask what guys like about spanking. And if pressed, we can come up with a pretty good list of things that are fun about spanking a woman. But you won’t always get the complete answer.

A picture’s worth a thousand words:

In acknowledgment of tax day in the US, here’s a pair of appropriate images. First, a more-honest-than-usual depiction of the methods of tax collectors, showing some ancient Egyptian tax agents beating a peasant for nonpayment:

And next, some stout fellows giving the business to a British tax collector in the American colonies. Tar and feathers are the main menu items, but note the cudgel in the hands of Stalwart Patriot #4:

Happy tax day!

Here’s the way to spank the girls in this new industrial age: tie them to a wheel and whack them every time they come around. Efficiency! Efficiency! It’s the only way to fulfill the five year spanking plan!

Or maybe I am overwrought. Perhaps this is merely an amusement park ride that never caught on?

From alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. cartoons.

If I had spanking dreams like this, I don’t know if I’d ever wake up.

Nope, Bethie would have to wake me up. No dream can compete.

This story went by a couple of weeks ago while I was busy, and by the time I saw it (thanks to the readers who emailed me links!) it was all over the kinky sex blog world. So I never got around to mentioning it. However, I link now to the Moscow News story — Russian Scientists Suggest Caning to Cure Drug Addicts — because there’s a nifty vintage-looking caning photograph as an illustration.

All the stories about this that I saw cited back to a story in Izvestiya — which has gone rather notoriously tabloid in recent years. It’s not quite Weekly World News, but almost. So take the tale with a hunk of rock salt.

Fans of the legendary comic artist Robert Crumb and his large women will enjoy this spanking drawing he did:

Found at this Fantagraphics page advertising the R. Crumb Sketchbooks. Thanks to Fiona for sending me the link!

This nifty vintage drawing (which looks like an illustration from one of those men’s adventure magazines) I found over on AngelBrat’s new blog, which is well worth a visit. What’s fun is that she’s wearing hip waders (one for the rubber fetishists!) but he’s sitting on a boulder with his feet in the water wearing slacks and (presumably) soggy shoes:

You’ve got to wonder what the scenario is here. Was he sitting on the bank minding his own business when she splashed him with water and a merry insult? Or is this a domestic discipline scenario? “I’ve told you and told you, no trout fishing until the laundry is done!”

On the figging Google Group associated with Figging.com, a fellow posted the following very enthusiastic comment on the practice of figging and spanking:

I do find figging’s REAL BIG with hot female subs who love to be awesomely totally controlled. I can’t say I’ve ever met one who’s begged me to fig her, but after I’ve done it, there’s never been a time that a sub isn’t eating-out-of-my-hand, sucking-my-toes, eating-out-my-asshole, and nurture-sucking-my-cock afterwards… like a female dog in severe heat!

The ass wiggling show you get while the root is in her is an incredibly horny sight. To think that someone would go this far and cause an ass to writhe, wiggle, dance, shake, and clench while all the while hearing the sub beg for it’s removal — and I mean BEG –is about as kinky as it gets! Then stand back, giggle loudly, take a crop and spank that ass with some hard whacks and watch the fireworks fly!

Your girl will reach a totally different level of respect for you — guaranteed never to deny you a thing in bed or anywhere else again in life! Just the mention of the fig will cause her to stand at attention wondering if this will be the time she gets it again!

Of course, your mileage may vary.

Nice dynamic impact shot in this spanking vidcap from Girls Boarding School:

You can see more in this gallery found at Spank Slaves.

Here’s a link to some caning art, featuring a young lady tied to the bedposts face up with cane welts all over her front. It’s just a link because the action is a little more harsh than I usually feature in my images here. Click at your own risk.

From Bondage Blog.

This closed comments nuisance is turning into a plague. If I can’t comment on a blog without jumping through too many hoops, it’s pretty pointless to link to it, so I just had to pull a new spanking blog that I like off my blogroll. It’s too frustrating to read a blog, decide to comment, and then find that my comment isn’t welcome.

And no, I’m not going to get a blogger account so I can post comments on these blogs. I’ve got too many passwords already.

Grrr.

At a fairly tender age this scene from Richard Adam’s book “Maia” made a notable impression on me:

The punishment referred to by Terebinthia and Occula as “whipping” was in actuality seldom or never inflicted with a whip, for the bodies of slave-girls of the quality owned by the High Counselor were far too valuable to be scarred or lacerated. Terebinthia’s normal practice — of which he, as a connoisseur, approved, finding it fully as enjoyable as whipping — was to administer a sound smacking on the rump with a broad strip of leather about twenty inches long and perhaps an eighth of an inch thick. As an amusing adjunct to this spectacle Sencho, whose natural pruriency delighted above all in seeing women indecently degraded, had himself designed and had made a special block for the culprit.

This consisted of a life-sized figure, carved in black wood, of a naked grinning savage reclining on its back, the two hands cupped in front of the face to form a kind of perch or saddle. The girl to be punished, having been stripped, was compelled to crouch astride this figure, facing its feet, her buttocks elevated and her groin supported on its hands. In this position, and effectively gagged — for the figure was realistically complete in its semblance of carnal arousal — she presented a charming and elegant spectacle of humiliation which never failed to afford Sencho the keenest enjoyment.

During the smacking of Meris, which Terebinthia, herself stripped to the waist for greater freedom, carried out with brisk and pleasing vigor, the High Counselor, his couch placed close beside the girl, lay watching in blissful silence. From time to time, signing to Terebinthia to pause, he would stretch out a fat arm to caress Meris’s thighs, himself trembling with frissons of delicate, cultured pleasure. Indeed, so intense was his delight that he could scarcely bring himself to tell Terebinthia to desist, consenting at length only when the saiyett had respectfully pointed out that the girl was, after all, very valuable.