Why Nina Likes the Birch

Here’s an excerpt from An Interview With Nina Birch:

What is your favourite implement?

I love hands best although my favourite implement is the birch. I was actually first birched by a woman, a girlfriend who was very experienced I immediately felt an infinity with the implement and it has remained my preferred corporal punishment sensation. I have also introduced a few people to it, as it is not often used today. I like the way it can feel very different depending on how each individual birch is made, i.e. the age and texture of the switches their length. I also love the sound of the birch, the lovely ‘swish’ through the air and the ‘whoosh’ as it hits my bottom. I love to be birched all over my bottom with fast continuous but light strokes. These should build up in intensity until my whole bottom is tingling and glowing. Then at the end a few hard individual strokes. Anyone who hasn’t experienced a lengthy birching doesn’t know what they are missing! I like the thought of maybe wearing Victorian split knickers with lots of petticoats which would be ceremoniously pulled up before a long birching.

A Submissive’s Rules

These were floating around on USENET a while back:

The Rules:

1. I will not hum the theme from Jeopardy while Master decides which implement
to spank me with.
2. I will not annotate Master’s “To Do” list.
3. I will not applaud when Master uses big words.
4. Master’s dog does NOT stink.
5. I will not genuflect at Master’s erection.
6. Master does NOT hog the bed.
7. I will not refer to Master’s kitty as “snake food.”
8. I will not snigger at the pronunciation of Master’s commands.
9. I will not perform a ventriloquist act with Master’s penis.
10. I will not imitate Master’s accent.
11. Master’s chair is not to be used to pile my clutter.
12. I will keep my leopard print sheets laundered so that Master is not
subjected to “those flowery things.”
13. I will not yawn while waiting for Master to climax.
14. I will not chew my collar.
15. I will not giggle during paddlings.
16. I will not propose letter grades when Master belches.
17. I will not snarl when Master asks me to share my chocolate.
18. I will not tell Master he has permission to fuck me.
19. I will not say “good boy” to Master.
20. I will not make shadow puppets in the candlelight while Master is tying me
up.
21. I will not critique how Master ties me up.
22. I will not masturbate after Master falls asleep.
23. I will not go out-of-state when borrowing Master’s car during lunch.
24. When Master is kind enough to bring me a cup of tea, I will not call him
“the tea fairy.”
25. No matter how much Master adores me, he does not get down on his knees to
do so.
26. I will not yell at the other slaves.
27. I will not change the settings on Master’s alarm clock.
28. I will not deliberately mispronounce words to confuse Master.
29. It is unlikely that Master pushed all the covers onto my side of the bed so
he could shiver all night.
30. If I don’t like the settings on Master’s car radio, I can drive my own car.
31. I will not tell Master to go away.
32. I will not accuse Master of being gay when he arranges his driftwood in
“artistically pleasing ways.”
33. Or his candles.
34. Or his doilies.
35. I am always the spankee; I am never the spanker.
36. I will keep my greasy fingertips off Master’s computer screen.
37. I will not eat Master’s leftovers without permission.
38. When asked how many spanks my misbehavior warrants, I will not answer using fractions.
39. I will not write on Master’s back the night before his doctor’s
appointment.
40. I will not play connect-the-dots with Master’s moles.
41. I will not make lengthy “to do” lists for Master.
42. On second thoughts, I WILL applaud when Master uses big words (this
overrides rule 3).
43. Hooting and whistling, however, is excessive.
44. Master is the judge of whether or not I am a moron.
45. I will be spanked if I leave the caps off Master’s pens.
46. If it becomes obvious that I’m deliberately leaving the caps off Master’s
pens, I will not be spanked. Even if I beg.
47. A warm Master is a happy Master.
48. I will not hoot with laughter when Master accidentally whacks himself on
the back of the head with the flogger.

Whipped By Pirates…Again

Here’s another naked young lady run afoul of scurrilous-looking sailors with whips. And this one’s blonde:

naked blonde tied to the mast and whipped by pirates

But wait a minute! Those “pirates” are wearing uniforms. What is that, the bloody British Navy? Didn’t they have some sort of superstition against letting women on board ship?

I guess they don’t call it Le Vice Anglais for nothing….

Spanked Out Of This World

Spanking science fiction? Don’t that beat all!

Joel, and the other five crew members looked at me as I started to detach the fasteners on my space suit.

“Glutial Stimulation Experiments, indeed!” I thought. NASA was concerned about the effects of prolonged space flight, and how it affects human physiology. They knew that physical stimulation was a key element in keeping muscles toned, and in the production of enzymes and other body chemicals needed for the healthy operation of a human being.

The bottom line was, they wanted to know if spanking could be used to counter the effects of weightlessness. I was lucky enough to be the spankee. What a girl won’t go through to get a shot at a shuttle mission!

From Spanked In Space by Mule.

See Also:

M/m Spanking: James Grimes

Here is a long page, culminating in photos, about an apparently famous early M/m spanking movie and the model who starred in it. Male/male spankings aren’t my thing, but the page is a fascinating read nonetheless, as it provides a documentary window into the history of “underground” pornography making. Things sure were different before the Internet!

Daria in Bondage

I realize this whole Daria-the-sex-slave thing is getting old fast, but I stumbled across one more picture that I figured should go up here for completitude.

daria in bondage and a ring gag -- dominatrix jane has a strap-on and a whip

Besides, Jane’s looking pretty hot in the dominatrix outfit, too.

See Also:

Captured & Whipped By Pirates

Straight from the core of every boy’s pirate fantasy, here’s a female captive who fell into the clutches of the wrong pirate crew, and has gotten her dress whipped off her in consequence.

pretty nude female captive whipped by pirates

So, when she cries out in pain, would that be a booty call?