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Here’s Emalee, the disturbingly cute mascot of the “Unholy Army of Catholic Schoolgirls“.
With her paddle by her side.
If you go to the site and click on her, you can go to a cool flash page where you can swap her into (and out of!) all sorts of outrageous outfits.
Alas, the paddle never moves.
And don’t forget, if you are a disturbed, punked out Catholic school girl, the Unholy Army wants YOU!
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Here’s Roger Foxtrot going all caveman on the ass of his lovely, naked, and handcuffed wife Andy, while a jealous Paige looks on:
No doubt Paige is busily dreaming up some punishable teen mischief that will put her over Daddy’s knee….
Remember the Czech Easter whippings?
According to this, the whips are called “pomlazka” and look like this:
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Hey, folks, do you need a good little vicious spanking spoon? I just saw your favorite spankee’s least favorite spanking spoon at Costco. For about seven dollars they have a variety pack consisting of three plastic tubs of Koolaid — and an included “Mad Scientist” stirring spoon. It’s of good size with a long handle for getting to the bottom of the pitcher — or whatever — and made of that hard kitchen vinyl, with the face of the smiling Koolaid guy done in cutouts. Mouth, nose, eyes, and eyebrows, for a total of six diversely shaped holes. Cheerful and mean at the same time, how can you beat that?
If I can find my digital camera, I’ll post a picture here in a few days.
This fetching lass appears quite unhappy with her lot:
And no wonder, that birch has done a number on her rear end, and she’s not been left a stitch of clothing for modesty. I wonder what offense she’s being punished for. Is she an adulteress? A harlot? A thieving chambermaid?
I’m guessing this is artwork by Paula Meadows.
2012 update: Yup, it’s Paula’s work, it was in Janus #32, and here’s a much better scan, complete with hi-res if you click through:
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“Brethren and sistren, can I get an Amen?”
Here’s a spanking good verse to the classic hymn “On Our Way Rejoicing.” It goes something like this:
On our way rejoicing,
As we homeward move,
Going for our spankings,
Bottom warmed with love.
Is there grief or sadness?
Mine it cannot be!
Lying there unpantied,
O’er your kindly knee!
Credit where credit is due: I found this posted by Kilahara on this thread at an excellent free spanking discussion and story board I just discovered. The site is called “Spanking Classics” and it’s run by Bethany and the rest of the Bethany’s Woodshed spanking crew. They run a collection of pay sites, but there are many free spanking goodies of a quality unmatched elsewhere on the net.
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According to this story in the San Francisco Examiner, Brosnan playfully threatened to spank a naughty female fan:
Spanked, not stirred
BY BILL PICTURE
Of The Examiner StaffPierce Brosnan may play the suave gentleman in Bond flicks, but in real life, he’s just a perv. When a shy female fan asked him for an autograph for her nephew and then afterward admitted it was really for her, Brosnan said, “Aren’t you a naughty girl? I’m afraid I’m going to have to smack you on the bottom.” He then pulled a wooden spoon from his jacket and shook it at her. Now, what I want to know is why Pierce Brosnan is walking around town with a wooden spoon in his pocket.
Why, indeed?
