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Hey, folks, do you need a good little vicious spanking spoon? I just saw your favorite spankee’s least favorite spanking spoon at Costco. For about seven dollars they have a variety pack consisting of three plastic tubs of Koolaid — and an included “Mad Scientist” stirring spoon. It’s of good size with a long handle for getting to the bottom of the pitcher — or whatever — and made of that hard kitchen vinyl, with the face of the smiling Koolaid guy done in cutouts. Mouth, nose, eyes, and eyebrows, for a total of six diversely shaped holes. Cheerful and mean at the same time, how can you beat that?

If I can find my digital camera, I’ll post a picture here in a few days.

This fetching lass appears quite unhappy with her lot:

And no wonder, that birch has done a number on her rear end, and she’s not been left a stitch of clothing for modesty. I wonder what offense she’s being punished for. Is she an adulteress? A harlot? A thieving chambermaid?

I’m guessing this is artwork by Paula Meadows.

2012 update: Yup, it’s Paula’s work, it was in Janus #32, and here’s a much better scan, complete with hi-res if you click through:

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“Brethren and sistren, can I get an Amen?”

Here’s a spanking good verse to the classic hymn “On Our Way Rejoicing.” It goes something like this:

On our way rejoicing,
As we homeward move,
Going for our spankings,
Bottom warmed with love.
Is there grief or sadness?
Mine it cannot be!
Lying there unpantied,
O’er your kindly knee!

Credit where credit is due: I found this posted by Kilahara on this thread at an excellent free spanking discussion and story board I just discovered. The site is called “Spanking Classics” and it’s run by Bethany and the rest of the Bethany’s Woodshed spanking crew. They run a collection of pay sites, but there are many free spanking goodies of a quality unmatched elsewhere on the net.

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According to this story in the San Francisco Examiner, Brosnan playfully threatened to spank a naughty female fan:

Spanked, not stirred

BY BILL PICTURE
Of The Examiner Staff

Pierce Brosnan may play the suave gentleman in Bond flicks, but in real life, he’s just a perv. When a shy female fan asked him for an autograph for her nephew and then afterward admitted it was really for her, Brosnan said, “Aren’t you a naughty girl? I’m afraid I’m going to have to smack you on the bottom.” He then pulled a wooden spoon from his jacket and shook it at her. Now, what I want to know is why Pierce Brosnan is walking around town with a wooden spoon in his pocket.

Why, indeed?

I’ve added a new link to the “Free Spanking Sites” link list: The Spanking Video Review Page. As the proprietor “Boatdrinks” puts it:

“After buying many spanking videos over the years I know that there are some very good videos out there and then there are some that are just crap. I created this page to help people find the good stuff out there and hopefully avoid the not so good.”

Excellent idea and desperately needed. From a recent review of “Wild Party 2”:

It has been a long time since Rigid East put out a movie. After their merger with Lupus Pictures early last year, all of the new videos have been coming from Lupus with the help of the Rigid East team. “Wild Party 2” marks the return of Rigid East to the spanking movie business and it is not a disappointment.

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As each stroke lands the girls sitting and waiting their turn are made to count out the number. The second girl to go is a tall, thin blonde with very large breasts. When she bends over the desk she keeps her legs wide apart and keeps them like that for the duration of the punishment so that we can enjoy all of her charms. The caning goes a lot worse for this girl and you can tell that she is in some serious pain. After her caning is done she thanks the teacher and then returns to kneel with the other girls.

You get the idea. A valuable spanking resource.

Here’s another story in the ever-popular caned schoolgirls genre:

Susan could close her eyes, but not her ears. Debbie’s whole body had shuddered at the impact of that first stroke, but she had remained in position, grunting as the intense stinging pain bit home. But after the third stroke Debbie gave vent to an earsplitting yell of pain “Arghh . . . Yeeowww!!” Shocked, Sue opened her eyes again and looked to see what was going on. Debbie’s feet were beating a tattoo on the floor as she bent over the stool and she could see some light brown curls peeping through the gap in her thighs.

Debbie could no longer keep still. After the fourth whack, delivered with unrelenting force to her gyrating behind, she yelled again and half rose and turned towards the deputy headmaster. Sue could see that she had started to cry. She felt sick at the thought that it would be her turn soon. Mr Fowler caught hold of the tall fourth-former, bent her over again and forced her back into position.

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After that Debbie stayed in position for the last two strokes but she yelled loudly at each and drummed her feet in pain. She was no longer trying to keep her legs together as she had at first and from her frantic squirmings and wrigglings and her anguished yelps it was obvious to Sue just how much of an effort it was taking her to stay in place. After the sixth stroke the deputy told Debbie to get up.

She straightened and her hands went immediately to her wealed backside. The sobbing teenager danced around the office in agony, not even thinking about covering herself up. Mr Fowler allowed her a few seconds to recover and then told her to pull up her panties and put her skirt back on again.

Debbie had been slow about lowering her panties but she took even longer to pull them up again. Ugly raised weals covered the whole surface of her bottom and she gasped and squealed as she painfully pulled the tight navy blue panties into place. Sue was absolutely petrified. Her friend was so tall, so tough. And yet a mere six blows from that supple wand had sufficed to reduce her to tearful humiliation.

The deputy ordered Debbie to go and stand by the wall and turned his attention to the second of the two girls. “All right, Susan. Skirt off and over the stool!”

From A Sister’s Revenge by Mike From London.

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Another enigma from Japan. This looks like some sort of manga penis caning.

I say again, ouch.

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