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Awhile back I blogged about useful phrases for naughty girls. Comes now Naughty Choirgirl and emails me to confirm that the phrases work as intended:

“What are you going to do, spank me?” is a line that I have used liberally for years, and the response is much like it says in print. (It either buys you time to run, or it happens. Either way, it’s pretty smoothe.)

I’m delighted to hear from another of my readers, and I wish more of you would write in. I love to get email, and I’m often available by ICQ as well. Don’t be shy, I don’t bite! (Much.)

This is not really a spanking item, but there’s a connection of sorts. I once knew a lady who objected pretty thoroughly to any really effective sexual stimulation, she said it was “too much.” Carly over at Pornblography has a reader who knows how to deal with that little problem:

I’m glad to see the Hitachi Magic Wand getting the attention it deserves.

I use it as a regular part of my practice as a professional male Dominant for submissive women. It is almost guaranteed to make any woman cum within about three minutes, provided she is restrained in the proper exposed position so that she can’t get away from its lascivious vibrations.

I typically don’t apply it directly to the genitalia, but prefer to insert my gloved fingers into the vagina to reach the G-spot while placing the Magic Wand against the base of my thumb. I then use my thumb to stimulate the clitoris. You need a lot of power to make this work and the Magic Wand has what it takes.

I’ve always found that giving a woman pleasure she can’t stop is every bit as much fun as spanking her, and for many of the same reasons.

This is great news: Spanking Blog is not the only spanking blog out there any more. Please welcome The Collar Purple, a very promising new blog by Invidia. The alert reader will notice that she and her lucky husband (aka The Boss) have kindly been sharing stories, art, and essays with Spanking Blog for some time. Now they have a web home of their own, which looks set to showcase Invidia’s excellent spanking art plus links and commentary on the D/s spanking relationship they so clearly enjoy.

So go visit, and send them encouraging and congratulatory emails!

Meanwhile, I’m dickering with Invidia for some of her spanking art so that I can upgrade the Spanking Blog image. Watch for it!

There’s a new pay site just come on the scene called Northern Spanking. They are charging a small fee for spanking pictures from a spanking club in Scotland. From the look of things, the models are real spankos with real bodies (attractive, but lived in) and are really into the spanking thing. Although it’s a paysite, Northern Spanking has a bunch of free galleries and the pictures are really good. Here’s a sample:

Ouch! These folks are worth a visit, even if you don’t join up.

Here’s a very cute drawing of someone (is it Laura Croft?) getting her buns heated to a nice ruddy glow by a grinning self-satisfied elf of unusual size:

This illustration has a moral: “Never sass a huge elf warrior, especially if everything he’s wearing appears to made from leather. Not even if you are a big movie star with a huge contract.”

Although I’ve posted some rules for spanking games before, I’m not a huge fan of the concept. Why not? Because they tend to be entirely too fair. Why should I put my tender butt in needless jeopardy?

However, Invidia (she of the excellent spanking stories and artwork) was kind enough to send along also her rules for Spanking Trivial Pursuit. And these are very much to my liking, because the game is played in Dom/sub pairs and no matter who misses the question, the subbie gets the swats.

Which would also happen to be convenient for me, since I absolutely suck at Trivial Pursuit.

Anyway, here are the most excellent rules:

Spank Me Trivial Pursuit

Basic: The game is played in Dom/sub pairs according to the basic rules; except that when a wrong answer is given the submissive partner is spanked. We had differing levels of spanks and implements according to the color of the spot we landed on and how many questions of that type we had missed. Here are ours, but you should scale your own toward your own strengths and weaknesses:

Orange (Sports) – hand swats
Yellow (History) – hairbrush
Blue (Geography) – Belt
Pink (Entertainment) – Paddle
Brown (Literature) – Light cane
Green (Science) – Evil bath brush

Number of swats depended on how many times a question in that category had been missed. One for the first miss, two for the second, three for the third; you see the pattern now, don’t you?

Variation Two: After getting caned entirely too much for knowing nothing about 19th century literature, my sis and I came up with a Doms vs. subs version. She and I took turns rolling the dice and we answered the questions in pairs. Whoever’s turn it was when the wrong answer was given took the swats. There was a double-or-nothing clause added though. We were allowed to ask for another question in the same category. If we got that one right, we took no swats. The number of swats was doubled. (Note: This does slightly favor the subs to win the game since they get more chances to answer a question. But it’s not really about who wins the game, you know.)

Variation Three: Swats and Dares! Sis and I were tired of sitting on sore rear ends for no compensation. We suggested that it would be entirely more fun if the Doms had some negative incentive on their part as well. When the Doms missed a question we would assign them some funky dare to do like Truth-or-Dare. We had to establish limits of course, but we had more fun than should be allowed by law!

Personal suggestions:

1. Dares are private. Don’t talk about them outside the game.
2. Allow the Dare players a certain number of dare refusals.
3. Play with open-minded, fun people.
4. Set a maximum number of swats.
5. Play with safewords.
6. Don’t ever, ever tell a Dom that he hits like a girl!

Sounds like a great party game to me.

Sometimes it seems like spanking porn these days is all about the butt. Flaming red asses, big welts, and impact shots are all well and good, but nothing adds authenticity like a good close look at her face when the paddle swings in fast and true.

By that standard, this ancient still from Nu-West has authenticity to spare:

Sorry about the poor image quality, but it’s what it is. If anybody has a better scan, or (fat chance!) a paper version of this image they’d like to lend for scanning, by all means do get in touch!